Joe gets up at 3pm in the afternoon smacks his baby mama to wake her up and says, "Get me a 40 from the fridge".

After he gulps down the 40, he walks outside and checks the mail to see if his or his baby mama's Government check is there.

Yardman5508:

You forgot one important part of the story.
When Joe returned home his house had been burned to the ground because some "girly-man liberal " had blocked him from clearing the dead brush around his house because one spotted owl had set up a home within 1.2 miles of his property.

Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging

Let us examine the life of Jesus Christ. First of all the Christmas story taught by Christendom is a spot on pagan lie. Remember, they have adopted the teachings of the Roman Gnostic Christian sect and are apostate.

I honestly hope McCain gets landslided and the House and Senate majorities for the Dems increase. After 8 years of Republican FAIL where by Repubs from the head dude in the White House all the way down to the local levels betrayed anything resembling being a "conservative," it's time to pay the price.

Fayette's Hood Elementary Kindergarten election has been completed - in a better than 2 to 1 margin the results - Obama 72 and McCain 33. However most of these student's don't read the blogs.

Reasons Not to Vote for Barack Obama, In His Own Words

Anybody know where I can see/follow "live" results online?

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

Hater/ By Maya Angelou

A hater is someone who is jealous and envious and spends all their
time trying to make you look small so they can look tall.

My days of school are well past me now, but through this process I have really come to understand how technology affects our schools. When I was a high school senior, the commodore 64 was the standard computer and making a small program in basic made you a computer nerd. What our children, teachers, parents, and administrators do today is amazing.

When I first heard about the E-SPLOST I was against it. I found it incredible that with $200MM budget we didn’t have enough money.

Now that we have entered the seasons of thanks and giftgiving, I will shed some light upon the two greatest spiritual frauds ever perpetrated, and that continue to mislead humankind down the path of debt and destruction: Christmas, and Easter. Ask yourself how much money is spent in the course of just these two “Holy” days? Yes, commerce loves these celebrations.

Obama Tells SF Chronicle He Will Bankrupt Coal Industry

After a lengthy Discussion with Captsarcasm in Citizenbrians Blog concerning the upcoming Council vote on a FORCED single provider for Peachtree City I thought I should for my own piece of mind reinforce Citizenbrians plea and ask for those concerned about the potential risk to come forward and voice your disapproval. Some would argue that this is good for the City and it is as it gives the City another factor of your life to control.

Because McCain:

is not George Bush.

is an American Hero.

has served his country since he was 17 years old.

About $300,000 per year would be collected from increased property taxes. That is about 11,500 households times $26.

My wife teachers at a local elementary school. She voted for Nicole File (write in candidate) last Friday.

Many of the teachers at her school don't have a lot of confidence in the school board.

Obama? Forget it.

McCain? Yawn.

Here's my vote:

Election

How could the dawgs have been ranked number one at the beginning of the year?

In its official biography of Jaegerstaetter, the Diocese of Linz says he had a dream in 1938 warning of the horrors of Hitler's regime to come. "In it, he saw a train carrying innumerable people to perdition, and its meaning was unveiled to him as representing the Nazis."

The brilliant minds who did not create a turn lane into the Avenue at Waffle house is going to have complaints.

I am one of them...

There is a reason why the Republican party is seen as being a bunch of unintelligent bigots. It's because of crap like this:

Congratulations to Starrs Mill, Whitewater, Northgate and Sandy Creek on a great day of competitive cheerleading. All you girls did a wonderful job, your hard work and endless hours of practice really paid off today.

The Mayor has once again trying to take away more of our freedoms of choice, at the Nov.6th Council meeting they will once again present to the Council a recommendation for a single provider for the citizens of PTC.

Election Humor Great Idea - Found on news network online:

On Election Day call your local Obama headquarters and tell them you need a ride to the polls and they will come get you .

Who are Sarah Palin's campaign staffers?? They should be fired for this. Don't they screen her calls?!

Via The Canada Press, a Quebec comedy duo, posing as French President Nicolas Sarkozy, have successfully prank called Sarah Palin...she has no clue until the very end:

Dear Skippy, N-Da-know, & CMC how are these Blogs affecting our ISO rating? How many points can we get for each blog? Maybe we should all get involved with the flogging and blogging.

The national polls have tightened since my last predictions but the state races seem much the same.

Palin's in West Virginia?

No big October surprise this tie - just a series of small ones:
Socialism
Joe the Plumber
$250k? $200? $250?
Obama will be tested