I just need to go ahead and repent right here and now in front of all ya'll. It seems I done went and caused what people call ani-mos-ity towards my writings. I knowed it weren't right to cause the weak minded to become overly excited but I went and done it anyway. What I went and done was to cause certain poor souls to be angered, I should know better by now. I ain't seen venom like this since I got bit handling that copperhead up at that church in the mountains that time. If my sarcasm has caused you mental anguish I sincerely apologize. I hope I didn't cause ya'll any permanent damage. I like it when ya'll opine harshly about my silly little posts on this small town blogsite, you'd thank I was re-writing the Constitution of these here United States or something. I must admit that I do derive a slight sadistic joy from being able to manipulate in such a way, it's so enjoyable it must be sinful, so I'm repent'n of it right here, right now, in front of all ya'll. Please forgive me! I agree with Ms. Leoah Whineknott, it just ain't funny! I've read this wise old woman's past posts and I have to tell ya, she should be the Mayor, the City Council, the County Commission and the D.A.! It's easy to throw around insults and complaints but it ain't easy to offer meaningful solutions like Ms. Leoah does. Just a few examples of her exceptional mental prowess follows:

Satire is a wonderful literary tool; it brings a smile to many people, and it
sometimes carries a deeper message that is obviously hard for some to understand. It does in fact effect people in different ways, some will find the humor and laugh, others

I have to admit to ya'll, I just ain't understand'n this War on Tourism. I mean what's the big deal? Let me make something clear right off the bat, when I go to Panama City Beach I don't like it being so crowdy, and I sure as H. E. Double Hockey Sticks don't like all those Condo-Miniums they threw up down there, but to declare war on those people just seems a little bit like takin' thangs too far if ya ask me. As I understand it, Georgia gets some Tourists coming here from time to time and I think I'm safe in say'n that if we go shoot'n at 'em they ain't goin' to want to come back. Look here, if the President of these United States wants to listen to their conversations that's his business, but for God's sake people lets not try and kill these poor folk. They just want to have a good time with the family. I ain't against that. Just because they ain't from around here don't mean they ain't human. I know my position ain't well liked, but the Good Lord would not have given me a big mouth if He didn't intend for me to use it for the greater good of all of mankind. (I consider my mouth to be a ministry tool of sorts) Let us take a good hard look at the facts of this thang, if these Tourists come here and decide to stay that's a good thang, it will go to introduce some new blood around here and that'll help cut down on all the inbreed'n that's been goin' on. So my friends, let us not perpetrate War upon these Tourists, let us remember, in the words of the Good Book this Christmas season, that the Three Wise Men were Tourists, they came from afar---you just can't argue with that now can ya?! I'm pray'n for ya, God knows ya need it.

Bareback Mountain
Reviewed by Rev. William ‘Billy’ B. Hick Sr.
I seen that movie they call'n 'Bareback Mountain' the other nite with my wife. I was kindly excited about goin' to the Show to see a good ole Cowboy movie; I ain't seen one in quite awhile. We finally got to the Movie Theatre and I bought us some popcorn and two large Orange dranks, which by the way cost me more than the dang tickets to get in. We sat down and I settled in for some good old-fashioned entertainment, Western stlye. I got about half way through my large tub of popcorn with extra butter when I realised, Hey! These two Cowboys ain't just regular buddies, Naw! Not at all! They had feelings for each other and I ain't talk'n about Sidekick like feelings neither,they were havin' "Sex" feelings towards one another! People, I tell ya, I almost