I Need To Repent!

I just need to go ahead and repent right here and now in front of all ya'll. It seems I done went and caused what people call ani-mos-ity towards my writings. I knowed it weren't right to cause the weak minded to become overly excited but I went and done it anyway. What I went and done was to cause certain poor souls to be angered, I should know better by now. I ain't seen venom like this since I got bit handling that copperhead up at that church in the mountains that time. If my sarcasm has caused you mental anguish I sincerely apologize. I hope I didn't cause ya'll any permanent damage. I like it when ya'll opine harshly about my silly little posts on this small town blogsite, you'd thank I was re-writing the Constitution of these here United States or something. I must admit that I do derive a slight sadistic joy from being able to manipulate in such a way, it's so enjoyable it must be sinful, so I'm repent'n of it right here, right now, in front of all ya'll. Please forgive me! I agree with Ms. Leoah Whineknott, it just ain't funny! I've read this wise old woman's past posts and I have to tell ya, she should be the Mayor, the City Council, the County Commission and the D.A.! It's easy to throw around insults and complaints but it ain't easy to offer meaningful solutions like Ms. Leoah does. Just a few examples of her exceptional mental prowess follows:
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Submitted by Leoah Whineknott on Sun, 01/01/2006 - 4:44am.
Yes, I called him a delusional, vindictive lunatic. I sincerely meant that as someone who believes his own lies, in spite of the obvious truth, and as someone who spitefully seeks revenge with a desire to inflict harm on others through foolish, hurtful acts and senseless behavior...
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Submitted by Leoah Whineknott on Fri, 11/11/2005 - 1:21am.
What?! That's ludicrous.Steve Brown would take candy from a baby if he thought it would it would make the baby cry....His actions have proven him to be a liar, a cheat and a thief.
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Submitted by Leoah Whineknott on Mon, 01/02/2006 - 3:02am. "You Are Not Funny!"...Life isn't that bad, but your attempt at humor is.... You are the one who needs to lighten up."
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Submitted by "idontknow" on Fri, 12/23/2005 - 6:37pm. You're just trying to be stupid. Mission accomplished. Now GO AWAY.

The wise addition to this response from Ms. Whinerknott, a born leader:

Submitted by "Leoah Whineknott" on Mon, 01/02/2006 - 2:33am.
I sure as "H. E. Double Hockey Sticks" agree with you.
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Folks, it's obvious to me that the only person that can run the local Governments around here in a sensible non-reactionary manner is Leoah Whineknott. I for one will begin a 'Draft Whineknott' campaign, who's with me?! Just imagine that first day in office with Her/His "deer in the headlights" look.

One more thing...I need to repent also for posting this Repentance Post on the main page...I really should know better. I should've been meek and posted it as a comment.

Oh yeah...If "Leoah Whineknott" is of another gender than the one I took poetic licence in assuming, please forgive me for that as well. Leoah has a trans-gendered feel to it, so I admit to not knowing which it is.

P.S. Is it a good time to propose re-naming the Frederick Brown, Jr. Amphitheater to the Martin Luther King Jr. Amphitheater?

I'm pray'n for ya, God knows ya need it.
Rev. William 'Billy' B. Hick Sr.

Free Speech...Don't ya just love it!

Get a life, Steve. Or a job

Submitted by nuk on Wed, 01/04/2006 - 12:58am.

Why would the good *Reverend* be so offended by how Steve Brown was described anyway? Since a large majority kicked you to the curb, suddenly it's not Steve *Voice of the People* Brown any more, it's *The People Here Stink,Waaaaah!*

If you're looking for people of a similar mind-set *Reverend*, try the north part of the county. You can check the paper every week for all the foreclosure sales that happen in that area and probably get a good deal. Of course, you might need to ask your wife if she wants to move since she's got the income and the job.

Mr.Frank Discussion

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This sounds awfully familiar

Submitted by nuk on Tue, 01/03/2006 - 9:39pm.

If you ever had a chance to witness Steve Brown in action, this *Reverend* sounds quite similar. Plus, I can see Brown taking his wife to Brokeback Mountain yet being totally oblivious to what the movie was about beforehand. Or maybe that's just a ruse.

NUK

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Hey Birdman, idon'tknow, tigertail, nuk and others - a Brown sig

Submitted by H. Hamster on Tue, 01/03/2006 - 9:58am.

Lookee here - Brown has another screen name and he's writing as an uneducated southerner. Makes me proud he was once our mayor. Get some help Steve - you are sick.

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