The War On Tourism

I have to admit to ya'll, I just ain't understand'n this War on Tourism. I mean what's the big deal? Let me make something clear right off the bat, when I go to Panama City Beach I don't like it being so crowdy, and I sure as H. E. Double Hockey Sticks don't like all those Condo-Miniums they threw up down there, but to declare war on those people just seems a little bit like takin' thangs too far if ya ask me. As I understand it, Georgia gets some Tourists coming here from time to time and I think I'm safe in say'n that if we go shoot'n at 'em they ain't goin' to want to come back. Look here, if the President of these United States wants to listen to their conversations that's his business, but for God's sake people lets not try and kill these poor folk. They just want to have a good time with the family. I ain't against that. Just because they ain't from around here don't mean they ain't human. I know my position ain't well liked, but the Good Lord would not have given me a big mouth if He didn't intend for me to use it for the greater good of all of mankind. (I consider my mouth to be a ministry tool of sorts) Let us take a good hard look at the facts of this thang, if these Tourists come here and decide to stay that's a good thang, it will go to introduce some new blood around here and that'll help cut down on all the inbreed'n that's been goin' on. So my friends, let us not perpetrate War upon these Tourists, let us remember, in the words of the Good Book this Christmas season, that the Three Wise Men were Tourists, they came from afar---you just can't argue with that now can ya?! I'm pray'n for ya, God knows ya need it.
Rev. William 'Billy' B. Hick Sr.

And now...the stupidest thing you will ever read.

Submitted by Reality Bytes on Fri, 12/23/2005 - 6:37pm.

Well, I've been "lurking" for a while, and this, um, interesting, perspective got me to hit the "login" button.

Mr. Hick, Sr., could you please go away? You are like someone I used to work with who thought it was "fun" to go into chat rooms and just type the stupidest thing they could think of.

There are some opinions on this site that don't interest me (actually, not many of them do anymore), but at least those typing are somewhat coherent in their explanations. You're just trying to be stupid. Mission accomplished. Now GO AWAY.

From the cheap seats, just my opinion.

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Well stated!

Submitted by Leoah Whineknott on Mon, 01/02/2006 - 2:33am.

I sure as "H. E. Double Hockey Sticks" agree with you.

Leoah Whineknott

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