Bareback Mountain Movie Review
Bareback Mountain
Reviewed by Rev. William ‘Billy’ B. Hick Sr.
I seen that movie they call'n 'Bareback Mountain' the other nite with my wife. I was kindly excited about goin' to the Show to see a good ole Cowboy movie; I ain't seen one in quite awhile. We finally got to the Movie Theatre and I bought us some popcorn and two large Orange dranks, which by the way cost me more than the dang tickets to get in. We sat down and I settled in for some good old-fashioned entertainment, Western stlye. I got about half way through my large tub of popcorn with extra butter when I realised, Hey! These two Cowboys ain't just regular buddies, Naw! Not at all! They had feelings for each other and I ain't talk'n about Sidekick like feelings neither,they were havin' "Sex" feelings towards one another! People, I tell ya, I almost
dropped my large Orange drank! I looked at my wife but she hadn't quite picked up on
what these two ole boys were up to just yet. I didn't know what to do, it was hard for me just to sit there and watch the screen, I ain't never seen nothing like that before. I started sweatn' pretty good and I told my wife to come on we leav'n, but she still hadn't finished her popcorn so she jerked away from me. I sat back down and all I could do was stare at the floor through the whole dang thang. I want you to know I growed up watching movies with John Wayne and Clint Eastwood but if they don’t quit makin’ Westerns like this one I'd be afraid to go see a 'Dirty Dozen' sequel.
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