Get Ready For 2007 - Predictions

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Predictions for 2007

1.The sheriff will swap out his department vehicle with a Hummer.

2.Peter Pfeifer will learn the words “please” and “thank you” and begins shining each commissioner's shoes

3.Linda Wells is off the board of commissioners

4.Greg Dunn and Linda Wells have an affair and move to Clayton County

5.Harold Logsdon promises no tax increases, again

6.Tyrone Councilman Paul LaTourneau vows name the new restroom facility at Shamrock Recreation Park after Linda Wells

7.A foul onion odor at the County Annex building is discovered to be Herb Frady not changing his boxers: He is fined by the State Environmental Protection Division

8.The Fayette Daily News goes a record four weeks in a row without eleven or more spelling errors in a single issue

9.Peachtree City’s new motto is changed to “Annexation for the developers, by the government, and no one gives a damn what you think”

10.Blogger “Mudcat” finally confesses to being Steve Brown

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mudcat is Steve Brown?
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Submitted by mudcat on Wed, 08/02/2006 - 7:33pm.

Ok, imagine Steve Brown telling this joke, then reconsider.

This beautiful blonde goes into a bar and after a couple of drinks, she asks the bartender where the lady's room is. She goes back there for quite a while and when she comes back she is all over the bartender, rubbing his beard and hair, acting very, very sexy. Then she starts asking him where the owner is and of course the owner is not there and the bartender thinks he is going to get very lucky.

She keeps rubbing his beard and hair and says, maybe I don't need to see the owner, if you just give him a message. (This is a much better joke when delivered verbally with hand and body motions, but hang in there and keep reading)

Bartender says ok what is the message?

She says, Tell him the lady's room is out of toilet paper and paper towels.

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At Least
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Submitted by PTC Guy on Tue, 08/01/2006 - 10:05pm.

Number 3 is right.

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Keeping it real and to the core of the issue, not the peripherals.


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At Least II
Submitted by cleo on Tue, 08/01/2006 - 10:35pm.

No, no number 1 is right.

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Cool
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Submitted by Git Real on Tue, 08/01/2006 - 10:51pm.

Nothing wrong with # 1.

That's pretty good Spear Guy.


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He-Man
Submitted by yada yada yada on Wed, 08/02/2006 - 4:17pm.

You think you are a He-Man? Hisssssssssssssssss. Miss Puddy. You are a joke in more ways than one. I don't mean this as a compliment.

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Interesting Tactic
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Submitted by Voice of Fayett... on Wed, 08/02/2006 - 6:21pm.

Yada, Fayette Publius and those folks are highly critical on anyone who disagrees with them. This post is nothing less more than childish drivel.

There are those of us who have posted with great concerns for the future of our county. And the future we have in mind does not include Linda Wells. And no, we are not negative, mean people. We support law enforcement. We support our Sheriff. We just don't support Linda. May she enjoy her retirement. That does not make us "mean spirited".


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Nasty Nasty
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Submitted by Git Real on Wed, 08/02/2006 - 6:12pm.

Nasty...need I say more. Would this gal make a good "Ex Wife" or what? Evil Truly, truly I say....this is definetly one of Linda's girls.

And you must be Jean...right? Eye-wink

Signed.... Miss Puddy The He-Man Joke Dude Sticking out tongue


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Bravo, Spear Guy
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Submitted by Voice of Fayett... on Wed, 08/02/2006 - 1:07pm.

Well done; good spoof !!!! You covered a lot of ground on a lot of issues, all in good humor. Just wait--- the Sensitive Police will call you mean-spirited.

One question---- what about the law suits and the lawyers and the bills ?

You are forgiven for the Whine and Cheese Party. It looks like Spear Guy is becoming "The Tip of the Spear".


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Yeah Voice
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Submitted by Git Real on Wed, 08/02/2006 - 1:31pm.

A few more blogs and we can make him an honorary member of the He-Man Blog Bullies Club. That guy can chuck a spear fer sure.


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