Mid Life Crisis...

I see you standing there, smiling as I wait for my latte. No, you may not look at me as if I am a ham sandwich and you are starved. Why on this Earth would you think I would give your disgusting, bald, overweight, livestrong wearing bracelet self a second thought? There's a reason your wife ignores you. There's a reason I am afraid to look you in the eye. You come across as pathetic and I am not the one to restore your faith and self esteem in the kind of man you have never been.

Now back away, take a shower and rinse that cologne smell off. Dress casual, remove that livestrong bracelet, and relax. Stop looking for someone to enhance your self confidence...YOU do it!

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it sounds like Lindsey...
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Submitted by Main Stream on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 11:42am.

is trolling the Starbucks again. Eye-wink


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HAHA!
Submitted by Hotwing1 on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 3:25am.

Yeah, I see these ridiculous dudes every day. They think that a 'cool car 'or some sorta pop-culture T-shirt or bumper sticker can erase forty years of being a compleate dweeb. Nope. Yer as obvious as a squirrel carrying a bundt cake!

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