I see you standing there, smiling as I wait for my latte. No, you may not look at me as if I am a ham sandwich and you are starved. Why on this Earth would you think I would give your disgusting, bald, overweight, livestrong wearing bracelet self a second thought? There's a reason your wife ignores you. There's a reason I am afraid to look you in the eye. You come across as pathetic and I am not the one to restore your faith and self esteem in the kind of man you have never been.