Summer Classes for Men...

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? -- Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Future classes to be scheduled as time allows:
How To Utilize Cell Phone Bluetooth Accesories Without Looking Like You Are Waiting For The Mothership

Taming The Crackberry: Learning How To Put It Away Before Your Wife Smacks It Out Of Your Hand

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Submitted by carbonunit52 on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 6:39pm.

I do not believe that class #9 will produce any lasting results. The rest I have mastered, for the most part, but not asking for directions is just too ingrained in males, I believe from the hunter/gather part of our history. I can not imagine the hunters asking where to find the waskally wabbits or those daffy ducks.

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Submitted by Cyclist on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 2:39pm.

Mrs. Cy says I need to sign up for a few.
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I hear ya, cy....

Submitted by Main Stream on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 6:34pm.

My spouse really needs Class #12, to help him handle shopping better. As soon as we get close to a store of ANY kind, he breaks out in a cold sweat. I usually have to drop him off at home first before I head over to Publix....he's such a baby.

btw - How's the fishing goin' down thar? Do you still catch and release those critters, or do you throw a few on the grill?

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Submitted by Cyclist on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 7:26pm.

Nope, I catch and release and, I've released a pretty good number so far. However, I had to take the afternoon off from fising otherwise I would run afoul of what Class 6 teachs.
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CY.. How is the beach???

Submitted by S. Lindsey on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 7:13am.

Ben watching the weather.. it does not look good in FL.
btw... there is a 35' Bounder at the end of our road...

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SL, The weather is simply....

Submitted by Cyclist on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 10:00am.

outstanding!!! Fishing is decent - I've had better and worse. Lots of baitfish in the water so I'm hoping things will imporve.
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