Git Real is a lesbian

An old cowboy named Git Real sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was,
but I just found out that I'm a lesbian.'

Well.... I Am A Lesbian

Submitted by Git Real on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 4:06pm.

Yes Hutch. I admit it. Git Real is a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

I'M A COWBOY - Dedicated to all those Georgia Rednecks that drive $40,000 pick-up trucks, wear $300 cowboy hats and $450 boots. Another classic example of 'Big Hat No Cattle'.

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ANYONE WHO HITS THAT SKIP BUTTON.....

Submitted by diva on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 4:42pm.

Is DEFINITELY NOT a lesbian!

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Hey diva,

Submitted by Cyclist on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 4:46pm.

Are you at some exotic location?
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Oh my!!!

Submitted by Cyclist on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 4:34pm.

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