Have you applied at the Ministry of Silly Walks? How about the Argument Clinic?

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"Puddleglum" by Weatherwax (one of the Muddlings).

Jeeves to the Rescue

melleryeller (yellerman) haz sum.
Whut ya haf tuh do is buy a new suit, git checked out by poeleese und port fer a interview!
Hit air parttime--10 hrs per week avg ifn he finds sumthing to cleane.
Hit payes $8 un air--cash on barelhead ever day.
Ya got to haf a good kar to git to work in and ye got to look kleen.

Slite forign lisp ok if understandabile. Brang yr lunch wif you. Maybe nuf fer super alos. sumtinmwe you work the whole 10 hrs in won day! Brang yr own water also.

I am looking for a cleaning supervisor capable of handling a small crew of cleaners in PTC. I am also looking for a cleaner in the stockbridge area. I will not hire anyone with a felony on their record. If interested please call me at 678 736 0412 or email me at stuckinamousetrapinga@yahoo.com we can set up an interview from their. Please have a background check from your local police department before we meet for an interview. It is usually between ten and twenty dollars. For anyone without a felony on their record I will reimburse you as long as you have the receipt, even if you are not hired. If you know you have a felony on your record it's best not to bother, because I won't hire you or reimburse you for the background check.

Come join the Job Networking Ministry at First United Methodist Church (FUMC) in Newnan, Georgia. Our goal is to create an all inclusive job networking ministry that provides encouragement, mentoring, and spiritual support, to those in our community who are unemployed, under-employed or seeking new opportunities.

Job Networking meetings are held the second Tuesday of each month at 7 PM at the church's Parish Hall located at 33 Greenville Street, in downtown Newnan.Listings are posted on the FUMC yahoo group or you can receive daily emails.You will receive many listings every day.

Maybe because you are a Monty Python fan!

I assure you that you can get a job at most restaurants washing dishes or busing tables. Maybe even chopping chicken at Chic-Filet or shelling shrimp at captain Ds.

Harvesting vegetables and fruits also have openings now.

Try the chicken slaughter houses up north---gutting chickens in knee-deep guts is also available.

Bagging groceries or stocking or mopping or cleaning toilets on third shift has openings.

Unless you are picky!