Joke of the Day

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George Bush, Karl Rove and Condi went on a Deep Sea fishing trip with brother Jeb off the coast of Florida. They invited Dick Cheney and John McCain along....the boat sank.
Who was Saved????
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THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!

(thanks for submitting that, Juan...)

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Submitted by aliquando on Fri, 06/13/2008 - 11:00pm.

Substitute Pelosi, Reid, Obama, Kennedy, etc. and you have the same lame joke for the other side of the aisle.


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Another Joke For Today
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Submitted by Tug13 on Mon, 05/05/2008 - 2:46pm.

A grade school teacher asked her class how many of them are 'Hillary fans'. Not really knowing what a Hillary fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except one boy.

The teacher asked Johnny why he decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a Hillary fan." The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Hillary fan?" Johnny says, "I'm a George Bush fan."
The teacher asked why he's a George Bush fan. The boy says, "Well my mom's a George Bush fan and my dad's a George Bush fan!"
The teacher asks, "Well if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

So Johnny replies, "That would make me a Hillary fan."

I couldn't resist. Smiling


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I may get in trouble for this but...
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Submitted by aliquando on Fri, 06/13/2008 - 11:09pm.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness? Someone who knocks on doors for no apparent reason.


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