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Vampires in the voting boothI was glad to read recently that the Supreme Court has realized that vampires are the only creatures that can’t be photographed and permitted Indiana’s photo ID requirement for voters to stand. For far too long these blood suckers have used documents sans pictures to pass as human and try to sway government for the benefit of the undead. Indiana passed the photo law after multiple voting, which is easy for shape-shifters, almost created a “free blood bank” in Gary, Indiana - a hotbed of vampirism. Now if the other states will follow suit we have a chance to drive these descendents of Dracula back to the caskets they came from. Or we could just close the polls before sunset. eldergent's blog | login to post comments |