2008 Democratic National Convention

Just got my copy in the mail and wanted to share with all those with reservations.

Republican schedule will be released next week.

2008 Democratic National Convention

Schedule of Events

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7:00 PM ~ Opening flag burning

7:15 PM ~ Pledge of Allegiance to the U. N.

7:20 PM ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 PM ~ Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton

7:45 PM ~ Ceremonial tree hugging

7:55 PM ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00 PM ~ How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore

8:15 PM ~ Gay Wedding ! Planning- Barney Frank presiding

8:35 PM ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40 PM ~ Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry

9.00 PM ~ Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

10:00 PM ~ "Answering Machine Etiquette" - Alec Baldwin

11:00 PM ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 PM ~ Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbara Streisand

11:15 PM ~ Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn

11:30 PM ~ Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 PM ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 PM ~ How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean

12:15 am ~ "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

12:25 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30 am ~ Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12: 45 am ~ Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi

1:00 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:05 am ~ Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

1:30 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35 am ~ Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home

Good stuff, Paul

Submitted by mudcat on Mon, 02/25/2008 - 8:10pm.

This pretty much covers the Democrats offering to lead our country. What clowns they are.

The party of "let's include everyone" especially the failures in personal, academic and personal life. And don't forget those that have failed to register to vote - or actually take the time to vote before now. These losers are rallying behind 2 do-nothing Senators who are promising - well what are they actually promising? More freebies? Yea, that's it.

It is amazing (and scary) that these 2 dopes are actually in the hunt for Commander-in-Chief. If I'm in the military, I'm scared. More to the point - I'm quitting if either of those losers take over the country.

How did we ever get to this point? Obviously McCain will win when the grown-ups vote, but is that such a great deal? I'm thinking No, not really.

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Great job!!

Submitted by blazing2006 on Mon, 02/25/2008 - 7:47pm.

That was funny. I can't wait to see the liberal response to this.Good job to Paul or whoever wrote that.

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The liberal response?

Submitted by mick613 on Tue, 02/26/2008 - 8:04am.

Really? 'Cause, I'm liberal...and I thought it was really funny. Was that the kind of "liberal response" you were expecting?

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