Rehwaldt Declares State of Emergency

This morning Sunday January 20th Tyrone Mayor Don Rehwaldt issued an ethical state of emergency. He requested that all Tyrone citizens with even a shred of ethics remain in their homes until 2012. While he believes conditions may improve slightly in 2010 when Grace and Gloria are voted out he cautions that it may still be too dangerous to travel to town council meetings. He did point out to town council members that rehearsals for town council meetings are not cancelled and we be held at the usual times.

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ethicalgovernment - please go to church
Submitted by PreciousStahr on Sun, 01/20/2008 - 9:06am.

and say the prayer below:

“Father, I know that I have broken your laws and my sins have separated me from you. I am truly sorry, and now I want to turn away from my past sinful life toward you. Please forgive me, and help me avoid sinning again. I believe that your son, Jesus Christ died for my sins, was resurrected from the dead, is alive, and hears my prayer. I invite Jesus to become the Lord of my life, to rule and reign in my heart from this day forward. Please send your Holy Spirit to help me obey You, and to do Your will for the rest of my life. In Jesus' name I pray, Amen.”

But when you pray, use not vain repetitions as the heathen do: For they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking.

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well..
Submitted by sogreen on Sun, 01/20/2008 - 11:19am.

you know that wasnt written by Don because isn't he atheist?? Could be his MPD wife and one of the many personalities... Today a bible thumper tomorrow, Matilda.

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