Political Correctness has run amok!

Paul Perkins's picture

This PC stuff is everywhere! I was in a music store looking for some seasonal songs and found that someone had replaced the traditional Rudolph song with the following.

  • Harold the Red Nosed Mayor

Harold the Red Nosed Mayor
Had a very shiny snout

And when he left the Y-Knott
His builder buddies began to shout

All throughout 2007
You could hear them gripe and moan
They said to poor ole Harold
We’ve gonna call those campaign loans

Then one traffic jammed December night
Santa Seabaugh came to say
Harold with that nose so bright
Find my boss a big box site--TONIGHT!

Then how the developers loved him
As their wallets sang with glee
Harold the Red Nosed Mayor
You’ll go down in In-Famammmmyy

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Submitted by Voice of Fayett... on Thu, 12/06/2007 - 5:59pm.

Very funny.....Maybe you can put together a barbershop quartet.

Submitted by Bonkers on Tue, 12/04/2007 - 7:05pm.

I don't believe you! In a music store?

What is this Y-not thing? Is it for recuperating alcoholics to stand and say, "I am an alcoholic?"
They call them friends of "Bill" on cruise boats, I think.

I have been told that if you drink alone you are an alcoholic. Maybe the reason for Y-not's?

For the life of me I can't understand the aversion to stores like Kohls, when we have 63 bars or bars and food places within 10 miles! Also 76 nail saloons, 43 Mexican restaurants, 93 Chinese restaurants, 593 loan places--counting banks, 1,493 doctors and dentists and chiropractors, 17 Starbucks (home of the $5 coffee), and 14 "dollar" stores.

Put KOHLS somewhere near the "Estates" in PTC! Plenty of room down there and soon the TDK road will go near there.

Submitted by skyspy on Mon, 12/03/2007 - 10:42pm.

Actually I think we should have it bronzed and put on the front door of city hall.

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Submitted by Git Real on Mon, 12/03/2007 - 9:03pm.

The song was right on, but I'm not sure about you LOL! That was too funny. Smiling Eye-wink

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Submitted by Cyclist on Mon, 12/03/2007 - 6:58pm.

Nicely done.
Caution - The Surgeon General has determined that constant blogging is an addiction that can cause a sedentary life style.

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Submitted by Hoosier Fan on Mon, 12/03/2007 - 8:24pm.

Should we all sing this in unison at the beginning of Thursday's PTC City Council meeting?

I'll bring my pitch pipe.

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Submitted by Paul Perkins on Mon, 12/03/2007 - 10:13pm.

I'll be in attendance (in the back and singing the baritone.) Smiling

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