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Whole Fools grocery store on the way to PTC !!!COMING TO HIGHWAY 54 Mayor Logsdon and Steve Boone have come up with their own grocery store concept and Mr. McMurrain is going to build it for them if the city is willing to sell him the land. It's called Whole Fools. This new concept uses the art of tomfoolery on the average consumer. For example, a highly fattening food which is processes with a lot of chemicals will be labeled "100% Organic" in the Whole Fools store. It will also bare a price 45% above suggested retail. The store's motto is, "What the customers don't know won't hurt them." But first, we have to sell Mr. McMurrain the land. Oh, I forgot, there will also be a special Hooters Deli section in the new Whole Fools! The neighbors in Cardiff Park like the new development because it will look like a bombed Germany factory after WWII. "It will remind us of a time when the U.S. was strong and husband likes the Hooters Deli idea," remarked Marge Slapmetwice. "It reminds me of Jersey City, New Jersey where we used to live. Mr. McMurrain is a genius." The deli manager will be former City Councilman Mike Harman. Doug's blog | login to post comments |