Whole Fools grocery store on the way to PTC !!!

COMING TO HIGHWAY 54

Mayor Logsdon and Steve Boone have come up with their own grocery store concept and Mr. McMurrain is going to build it for them if the city is willing to sell him the land. It's called Whole Fools. This new concept uses the art of tomfoolery on the average consumer. For example, a highly fattening food which is processes with a lot of chemicals will be labeled "100% Organic" in the Whole Fools store. It will also bare a price 45% above suggested retail. The store's motto is, "What the customers don't know won't hurt them."

But first, we have to sell Mr. McMurrain the land. Oh, I forgot, there will also be a special Hooters Deli section in the new Whole Fools!

The neighbors in Cardiff Park like the new development because it will look like a bombed Germany factory after WWII. "It will remind us of a time when the U.S. was strong and husband likes the Hooters Deli idea," remarked Marge Slapmetwice. "It reminds me of Jersey City, New Jersey where we used to live. Mr. McMurrain is a genius."

The deli manager will be former City Councilman Mike Harman.

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Submitted by Deleted Account on Tue, 11/13/2007 - 11:36am.

For those who do not like the idea I wanted to ask if have you ever been in a Whole Foods (or Henry's/Wild Oats) Market? The prices are not as bad as you might think plus most of the time the produce is much fresher. I know my wife looks forward to having a Whole Food Market near by (now if only Trader Joe's would come to town)

Submitted by Doug on Tue, 11/13/2007 - 1:07pm.

I think my blog flew over your head F-Bear. It was a satirical play on words.

The blog was referring to con artistry of Mayor Logsdon. Whole Foods is fine, thanks.

Submitted by Deleted Account on Tue, 11/13/2007 - 1:25pm.

I am very new to this community (only been here a few weeks) and sorry I did not catch on sooner.

Submitted by McDonoughDawg on Tue, 11/13/2007 - 1:11pm.

It went over his head, since the current Council has approved so many big boxes, voted to change zoning of churches to 24 hour drug stores, etc. Smiling

All joking aside, I'm glad it takes 3 votes to get things approved.

Submitted by johenry on Tue, 11/13/2007 - 9:10am.

Some of you have been shopping at the Whole Fools for a long time! You bought a lifetime supply of snake oil from Harold Logsdon.

Drunken and dishonest is a very bad combination.

Submitted by skyspy on Tue, 11/13/2007 - 9:00am.

I'm choking on my coffee. That is just good comedy. You should give up your day job and write for Leno.

On a serious note though I heard that it was going to be a manure recycling plant. They are going to convert manure to be used in place of natural gas to heat homes. harold and the councilFOOLS and former mayor lenox landfil king are going to be heavy contributors.

Whatever is left over will be used to fill in the unlined garbage dump underneath the police station. This will help stabilize and level ground that will never be level until all of the garbage is removed.

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