I think the rules apply to selling books. Did you check on the cost of an ad?

Am I allowed to post an announcement (lost dog, yard sale, car wash, etc.) in my blog?
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Sounds interesting.
Are you Swedish?

Only when they're family members!

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind."

"Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high!

A man calls the Fayette Stonewall Complex and hears the receptionist answer: “Hello, Fayette County, how may I direct your call?” The man asks “May I please speak with County Attorney William McNally?” Receptionist: “I’m sorry, Mr. McNally is no longer with Fayette County.” Man: “Thank you” (and then he hangs up). He calls back again to the same Receptionist and again asks for Attorney McNally. The Receptionist recognizes the voice, hesitates and containing her frustration she says “Mr. McNally is not here anymore. The Commission voted for a change.” The man thanks the Receptionist and they both hang up. The man calls back again: “May I please speak with Attorney McNally?” This time the Receptionist loses her temper: “Mister, I have already told you twice that he is no longer here. Can’t you get it through your head that the Commission fired McNally?” The man responds: “Oh, I understood you the first time and the second time. I just called back because I like the way it sounds.”

A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study.
He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offered at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains.
"How much does it cost for engineer brain?" Three dollars an ounce.
"How much does it cost for programmer brain?" Four dollars an ounce.
"How much for lawyer brain?" 'One thousand dollars an ounce"
. "Why is lawyer brain so much more?"
"Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?"

I yam what I yam...Popeye

I'm not a lawyer.
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Lawyer jokes

Fortunately for me I have three in the family, cooperate, civil and criminal. Problem is, they're all rich, and I can't afford to pay attention most of the time.

Harvard's law graduates usually go through commencement holding little plush sharks. We know the score. Tease us, but we will win in the end.

Isn't it a shame that 99% of lawyers give the whole profession a bad name.

I yam what I yam...Popeye