Heroin submersible delivery vehicle

It appears that now we will have to build torpedo nets around the Atlantic and Pacific oceans near our borders.
The US Coast Guard found a partially submerged submarine today, loaded with heroin to be delivered to us. Tons and tons of it!
I suppose the low profile kept the vessel below the radar most of the time.
That will serve to make all of the other heroin that got in here to cost more on the street for awhile.
I don't know how many of those ships the South American and Afghanistan poppy growers now own, but likely not very many, as they can keep coming up with some new way of delivery long before we solve the submarine deliveries!
The problem with the torpedo nets is that they will get in the way of other commerce. How would we ever get those Chinese and Japanese container carriers through those things? Build some gates, maybe?
I hear they plan to parachute it in the Mojave desert at night next. Or was that Mexicans?

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Submitted by Bonkers on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 5:17pm.

Is the big fence everybody wanted across Mexican border stopping any of the drug trade? Think not---everybody seems to have plenty.

The fence was a problem actually for awhile. All the Mexicans going home due to lack of work had to find a way around it to get home!
No, I;m kidding--they knew how.

The only point that I wanted to make here is that if they aren't hired by greedy conserves, they WILL go home!

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Submitted by Cyclist on Fri, 08/24/2007 - 4:47pm.

$. I hate re-runs.

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Submitted by dollaradayandfound on Fri, 08/24/2007 - 4:54pm.

You lost me??

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Submitted by Cyclist on Fri, 08/24/2007 - 5:26pm.

May be my bad. I could have sworn you had a similar crazy post.

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Submitted by dollaradayandfound on Fri, 08/24/2007 - 7:12pm.

Apparently you assume everything I tell you about is a crazy plot!
The Coast Guard discovered this one vessel today!
Do you not ever watch the news or read a paper?
I think you are trained to listen only to the wrong set of people---Limburger, maybe?

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Submitted by bad_ptc on Fri, 08/24/2007 - 7:37pm.

”It appears that now we will have to build torpedo nets around the Atlantic and Pacific oceans near our borders.
The US Coast Guard found a partially submerged submarine today, loaded with heroin to be delivered to us. Tons and tons of it!

Cocaine, NOT heroin.
Coast of Guatemala, not east or west coast of US.

A homemade submarine packed with bales of cocaine worth at least $US350 million ($A425.5 million) has been discovered off the coast of Guatemala, the US Coast Guard says.

$, exactly what were you watching?


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Submitted by dollaradayandfound on Sat, 08/25/2007 - 4:39am.

You are specifically correct about cocaine instead of heroin. I remembered it as dope, just chose the wrong H, C, N formula for relaxant euphoriants.
If they didn't find it in the Pacific Ocean, where was it them? South of USA? What difference did that make? They deliver everywhere.
Our government is helpless as far as immigrants and dope are concerned.

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Submitted by bad_ptc on Sat, 08/25/2007 - 9:03am.

It’s about 2,400 nautical miles from Guatemala to southern California. It’s also about 2,400 nautical miles to Florida if they went through the Panama cannel. (Probably not a real good choice for stealth.) Maybe they were planning of going to Hawaii. That would be only 4,300 or so miles.

No one said that drug smugglers were smart.

Last week the Coast Guard found another “homemade” submarine that couldn't navigate New York harbor and almost bumped into the Queen Mary.

If you’re that worried about it go and get yourself a rubber dingy and a flashlight and net. Then patrol both coasts for us. Who knows, you too might see a submarine. It will come just before of just after the pink elephant.

”Apparently you assume everything I tell you about is a crazy plot!”

No $, we don’t think everything you say is a crazy plot. We just think you’re crazy period.

Try staying away from the moldy cheese. I think it’s giving you “drain bamage”.

P.S. $ why the "torpedo nets"? Do you think that the drug smugglers were going to shoot their drugs at us? If that's the case then both you and them are crazy. Perhaps you weren't thinking again and meant to say "submarine nets".

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