I'm getting too suspicious

Today the doctor correspondent on CNN was in China reporting on food inspections. He basically said everything was Ok now since they had killed the health quality director, and were strictly inspecting literally tens of thousands of food producers. These are guys in a shed working with their family!
If we were profilers, this doctor might be suspect----doctor, brown skinned!
Also, someone took some square long pieces of cheese, similar to explosive consistency, and a couple of wires, and I think a AA battery, all in a plastic bag, through airport security. The cheese was for Grandma, the wire was for a boy scout, and the battery was for a grandson's game.
If one wants to carry such things on a plane you need to fly through Phoenix on the after dark shifts, as they don't check you there.
The only answer to the baggage thing is NO carry-ons allowed. Pick them up at the lobby of your gate!

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Hey $,
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Submitted by Cyclist on Wed, 07/25/2007 - 6:10pm.

I see you’re lurking out there. Can you help us with this? We're stumped.
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Ok, Cyclist: more clearly for youns
Submitted by dollaradayandfound on Wed, 07/25/2007 - 6:29pm.

Montezuma's revenge used to be the only thing we had to worry about when we visited Mexico, or ate food shipped from there!
I always drank only bottled beer and ate while there raw corn meal with milk, heated to 213 degrees!
Now, it appears we will have to be afraid of any food labelled: Li, lee, ding, dong, Hua, Hoa, HaHa, hung cho, dung cho, bong, bing, wang, wong, hop sing, hop so, (his brother), and tickeee pleze!

As to the airport checks and Phoenix airport problems, if you will remember our Homeland Security Secretary got a stomach ache last week from something and put out a warning.
The reson he got that ache was he sampled that cheese log to ascertain whether it was cheese or not, and what kind. The smell test didn't work due to it being Rush Limberger cheese, which stinks, but has no odor on the radio.
It was spiked with goat entrails that had rotted! Don't you just see the pain in his handsome face?
We will continue this "whack-a-mole fighting and checking for many years it seems now. Generals are finally saying what has been known for years. We ain't goin nowhar noways soon!
I do hope thay thar clares up hit fer ya!

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Submitted by Bonkers on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 11:08am.

This fellow dollaradayandfound wrote this in2007.
Nothing has changed except for worse. Maybe there is hope in Obama now?

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Submitted by hutch866 on Wed, 07/25/2007 - 7:04pm.

Uh oh, he's signaling the Chinese now, I saw the cooks name on the Ponderosa in there.

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Thanks $,
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Submitted by Cyclist on Wed, 07/25/2007 - 6:42pm.

you have made it crystal clear to me now..... Only in Mexico? I get the dreaded "squirts" when I'm in Europe, South America, Asia and, Florida.

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Submitted by Cyclist on Wed, 07/25/2007 - 4:44pm.

Can anyone out there decode this? I though using a mirror would help. Mixer, you were a communication specialist in the military is there a coded message in this?
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Not Yet Cyclist...but we are working on it.
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Submitted by Mixer on Wed, 07/25/2007 - 5:49pm.

My Navajo friend is working on it....so far we have:

"I have fallen and I can't ... "

But we can't quite get the rest yet. Still decoding....More later.....

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Thanks!!!
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Submitted by Cyclist on Wed, 07/25/2007 - 5:51pm.

We have our top people working on this!!!!

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No Problem Cyclist
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Submitted by Git Real on Wed, 07/25/2007 - 4:54pm.

Also, someone took some square long pieces of cheese, similar to explosive consistency, and a couple of wires, and I think a AA battery, all in a plastic bag, through airport security. The cheese was for Grandma, the wire was for a boy scout, and the battery was for a grandson's game.

Can't you figure anything out for yourself. It's an all clear signal to Al Qaeda for some operation they've got going on. Best I can tell is that Dollar is reporting the results from some of the dry runs he's been coordinating.

**** GIT REAL TOUGH ON CRIME ****

"That man was Griffin Judicial Circuit District Attorney Scott Ballard".

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Submitted by hutch866 on Wed, 07/25/2007 - 5:16pm.

I thought he had some kind of robot cheese, or was it a cheesey robot?

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Chessy
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Submitted by Cyclist on Wed, 07/25/2007 - 5:32pm.

I think the whole thing is rather cheesy.

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So Be Very, Very Careful So You Don't
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Submitted by Git Real on Wed, 07/25/2007 - 5:45pm.

CUT THE CHEESE Evil

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa....

Sad Okay.... I'll go sit. It wasn't that funny. Sad

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Chesse
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Submitted by Cyclist on Wed, 07/25/2007 - 5:49pm.

Hey, I'm out here in Arkansas anything goes!!!!

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Home of the Clintax 'double wide' library.
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Submitted by Mixer on Wed, 07/25/2007 - 5:51pm.

Who was the architect of that thing anyway? Coleman?

I'll say one thing....cyclist can sure get around on the bicycle....


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Sorry
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Submitted by Cyclist on Wed, 07/25/2007 - 5:59pm.

I had to take my company's jet. Haven't seen Clinton or his husband. As for the double-wide, that's for tomorrow. I have to drive north of LIT.

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Al Qaeda
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Submitted by Cyclist on Wed, 07/25/2007 - 5:05pm.

Well I guess not. $ has had us fooled all along or may be it was just me. Perhaps I need to go to that new board that Cal is going to put on "Citizen for Dummies"

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