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Not Castleberry's hot dog chili? No!No Peanut butter, no chili, no hamburger, no lettuce, no spinach, no foreign fish, spiders in the bananas, winter fruit from Chile tasteless, tomatoes would make good faucet seals, and would stink if they had any taste, chickens have avian flu, pet food has anti-freeze in it, toys from China are dangerous, cell phones give one cancer of the lobotomy, extreme addictions are occurring to our young playing computer games, heroin crop in Afghanistan up 20% from last year, Colombian crop up 30%, Watermelons don't now have seeds, cantaloupes are running neck and neck with tomatoes for horrible or no taste, corn has ceased to be either sweet or tender, Fairburn company (Rupert Murdocks) tried to kill all the birds and animals and sicken many humans with toxic crap from everywhere (he owns many of those facilities, and now the Wall Street Journal and Dow Jones), hogs and chickens feet never touch the ground, our beef is fully loaded with penicillin, all of our clothes are cotton again and we quit growing and spinning it, most cars are now from somewhere else, most jobs aren't necessary but we have to subsidize them anyway in product costs in order for most to have a job, (I saw three 22 + old guys sitting at a grocery store branch in a bank cubicle, calling people to make predator loans and collect past due loans), but Hot Dog Chili? |