Finally, a generalissimo
The sheriff in LA is a Five Star General (*****).
He sent Paris home over a judge's ruling.
I saw him and his stars this morning on CNN where he said, as a professional courtesy, he would keep Paris for her entire sentence this time, unless she hired another doctor to say she was too ill to stay in jail.
I've been trying to think what outranks a 5-star general, and I think a Generalissimo does. Generalissimos are the Commander-In-Chief of all forces (as Bush is). The symbol on their collar could be six stars and 13 gold stripes on their sleeve. The stars could run around to the back of their necks and meet in the center if necessary.
Only preacher's wives can kill the preacher and get very little more sentence than Paris, however. Paris may have gotten screwed this time.
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