A czar for the middleeast?

Somebody, I assume, who will take the heat off Bush and Gates, and allow the Central Commander in Tampa, and the General in charge on the ground in Iraq and Afghanistan, and the Chiefs of staff and the Chairman in the Pentagon to continue BSing and not lose their jobs, but instead win Freedom Medals.
Three well know four star retirees finally said take it and stick it when asked to be the Czar.
How much more?

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Submitted by JeffC on Wed, 04/11/2007 - 9:32pm.

Dollar this job was MADE for ME! I WANT this job. I can fake the sincerity and that's gotta be more than 50% with the administration. I WANT TO BE THE WAR CZAR! Sombody put me up for the nomination PLEASE. I'm praticing my war mongering. CZAR! That's got a real nice ring to it. Y'all forget everything I ever wrote. I was just kidding about all that other stuff.


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JeffC: Czar Job
Submitted by dollaradayandfound on Thu, 04/12/2007 - 3:46pm.

If it were available to people similar to us I would have already applied. It is not!
One must be "blustery" at all times; (we do not qualify) one must learn 43 standard answers to war like questions (like "are we ever going to get out?); These questions, prepared by Adolph Rove, may be answered by the question most nearly like the question asked; If the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs issues an order about prosecuting the war, it must be approved by the Czar and someone named Hadley, or is it Hedly Lammar? The Army Chief Of Staff, the Chief of Naval Operations, the Marine Commandant, and the Air Force Chief of staff, along with the Southern Commander and the General in charge of ground forces in Iraq, can not issue any orders at all----just obey those of the Czar----through Hedley. The Navy can continue to move their ships around in a circle without orders until orders come from the Czar.
Eventually, the Czar will be fired, as was Rumsfeld, when he doesn't win the war in 90 days, everyone else then will get five stars, a freedom medal, and a white house reception.
Victory will be declared and the Mission will be Accomplished, while all 140,000 of our troops and 130,000 Halliburton employees and all the tanks and Humvees, and helicopters we can carry are brought into Kuwait for staging. Our Bombers and fighters will then rain charges on 100% of the land between Kuwait and Iraq until we can load onto ships and head for Iran.
Oh, Iran is next door isn't it. Shoot, another plan twharted.

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