Interesting stuff

The preacher's wife in a small town in rural Tennessee who shot her husband to death with a shotgun in their bedroom it seems was driven crazy (temporarily) by her preacher husband criticizing her all the time for only having three babies instead of five by now, plus money problems.
It seems that they had agreed to help out for a fee the old boy in Nigeria who sends e-mails to cash out one of his big checks that could only be cashed in the USA. They got took for $17,000 when the Nigerian check eventually bounced, but they had already sent their "deposit" to the old boy! You see here's how it works.....oh, never mind.
The local sheriff keeps saying, "I don't unerstood nun ouf hit...I'm bamboozled! I shore wish old Budford Pusser wuz back! The preacher shore wuz a good shouter and it jest couldn't hav hoppend!
The preacher wuz a gradigit of Toonder Rode charasmitic semminery.
Also, apparently, according to a customer, there is a dress shop in Fayetteville who charges more than retail for stuff when you pay, that is if you aren't minority. It's either true or we simply don't understand that heritage. Maybe one is supposed to bargain like the Arabs?
Then we seem to have dogs who get chased by deer, but the dog gets shot for being chased. I may have just misunderstood thatun!
Then everyone seems to be saying "stop the illegals" but just don't stop any around here! I ain't never figured thatun! If I understand it, we simply can't build a house without the illegals.