Two Years of this?

Barak Hussein Obama and Vilsack Obama Maama, will draw lots of laughs out of midnight comedy, but not many votes from Alabama Osama Bama.
Rudy Valentino of NY and Dennis the menace Kucinich Obama won't get many votes in California Menendes Rivera Obama.
Newt the Grinch Gingerigh (contract on America, and well married) and Health card Clinton (not such a bad idea after all) won't get many votes in Mississippi and Utah, and among the PA Dutch.
Mitten Romney won't do well in Eastern TN--not a Mormon in sight.
AlGore, as Limburger says, doesn't have a chance this time, although he won last time, due to the world ending soon. Last person we want in when it happens is the guy who told us so!

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Submitted by dollaradayandfound on Thu, 12/14/2006 - 8:24am.

Bareback, Brownback, Vilsack, Obamma, Rodham, Gingerbritch, half the Senate, six governors, four has-beens, and Doctor Phil, I think.
I look for a Democratic Senator from a Republican state to disappear soon so a republican can be appointed! No wonder Iraq can't do it either!

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