2008 Democratic Convention Upcoming Convention Agenda

This is NOT to be taken seriously! Just thought I'd share.

2008 Democratic Convention Upcoming Convention Agenda

6:00 p.m. - Opening flag burning ceremony.

6:05 p.m. - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton

6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.

6:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:00 p.m. - Tribute to France.

7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.

7:25 pm. - Tribute to illegal aliens.

7:45 p.m. - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore and Susan Sarandon)

8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop.

8:59 p. m. - Powerpoint on Senate accomplishments of Senator Barack Obama

9:00 p.m. - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples)

9:30.p.m. - Intermission

10:00.p.m. - Posting Iran's Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins

10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.

10:20.p.m. - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'

10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.

10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.

11:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and same sex). Rep. Barney Frank (D,Mass.), Sponsor

11:15 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare workshop.

11:30 p.m. - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.

11:59 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:00 p.m. - Nomination of Democratic candidate. Ted Kennedy Offered to take Hillary Clinton Home and she said "What if I get pregnant" and he said "We'll cross that bridge when we come to it".