How To Deal With Peace Activists

As the War against terrorism continues, many of us will encounter "Peace Activists."

These activists may be alone or in a gathering. Most of us do not know how to react to them.

When you come upon one of these people or one of their rallies, here are the proper rules of etiquette:

1. Listen politely while this person explains their views. Strike up a
conversation, if necessary, and look very interested in their ideas. They
will tell you how revenge is immoral, and that by attacking the people who
did this to us, we will only bring on more violence. They will probably
use many arguments, ranging from political- to religious- to humanitarian.

2. In the middle of their remarks, without any warning, punch them in the nose.

3. When the person gets up off the ground, they will be very angry and they may try to hit you so be careful.

4. Very quickly and calmly, remind the person that violence only brings
about more violence, and remind them of their stand on this matter. Tell
them if they are committed to a complete nonviolent approach to undeserved attacks, they will turn the other cheek and negotiate a solution. Tell them they must lead by example if they really believe what they are saying.

5. Most of them will think for a moment and then agree that you are correct.

6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only this time hit them much
harder - square in the nose.

7. Repeat steps 2 - 5 until the desired results are obtained and the person realizes how stupid of an argument he/she is making.

DISCLAIMER: None needed. Now it's your turn Hate Boy.

You got it right, shaved cat

Submitted by mudcat on Wed, 08/16/2006 - 7:06pm.

The peace appeasers make me sick. Hit'em where it hurts and hit'em again. Why don't these dips have an alternative idea instead of just running down those who are trying to solve the problem. Maybe they don't have a brain? Huh?

With fall coming soon, you may want to let your fur grow in - like mine.
meow

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Blessed are the peacemakers

Submitted by Basmati on Wed, 08/16/2006 - 6:02pm.

"Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called sons of God" (Matthew 5:9).

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Context

Submitted by PTC Guy on Wed, 08/16/2006 - 6:08pm.

Italics are annoying. Closing the open tag, Git Real.

Christ said a lot more than that.

It also deals with those who will not embrace peace:

The soldier does not carry his sword in vain.

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Keeping it real and to the core of the issue, not the peripherals.

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Naughty Naughty

Submitted by skyspy on Wed, 08/16/2006 - 6:07pm.

You know neo-cons don't like having thier own bible thrown back at them.

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RE: Naughty

Submitted by PTC Guy on Wed, 08/16/2006 - 7:36pm.

Well, I am not a neo-con. I am a very old fashioned moral conservative, which does not fit the Republican definition of conservative.

I am an independent who dislikes both parties. But the Deomcratic one more.

Also, I did not post that for political reasons, but Biblical ones.

I don't like the Bible taken out of context, as I keep seeing done in politics, on both sides of the aisle.

Most Republican politician barely have a better clue what the Bible means and says better than the Democrats.

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Keeping it real and to the core of the issue, not the peripherals.

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Oh that's so funny...

Submitted by Harvey on Wed, 08/16/2006 - 5:05pm.

Wait'l I find that Judy Chiddes... never mind. Better remain super secret.

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Git Real

Submitted by 15zman on Wed, 08/16/2006 - 3:50pm.

You are my hero.......Haven't had a laugh like that in a while. Stupid dems. I have purchased a seperate hard drive to store all these type blogs. Because when the next big attack happens they will all change their minds. That's when I remind them of who they really are. It's ok though. I spent 8 years in the Corp making sure idiots like that can have their ideas....Keep it up Git Real!!

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Blessed are the peace makers

Submitted by JeffC on Wed, 08/16/2006 - 3:25pm.

Brilliant! I would handle it just as the British did last week. I’d have the police come and arrest you and you could sit in prison and reflect on my stupid argument.

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