Techno Geeks - Your Knowledge Requested

Git Real's picture

I use that term with all the due respect it deserves. I request your help with the following delimma and I thank you in advace for any and all help.

We've all been trapped at a stop light or had another car parallel us as they blare their ear piercing and hateful thump music at us. The torment equates to putting a dog in a small cage and breaking out a case of air horns and letting him have it. Well this deaf and frazzled dog's had enough.

Is there a device that can transmit a signal that would distort a street thugs audio system to where I can turn the tables on him. I'm looking for something that would give him the sensation of a million finger nails draging across the chalkboard at the same extreme noise levels he torments us with thus causing him to writh and distort in agony while reaching for his speaker volume to silence his misery.

The same noise might annoy the other vehicles around the scumbag but at least the jerk would get a taste of his own medicine. Can you imagine the fun driving through Fayettedale with a device such as I seek?

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bad_ptc's picture
Submitted by bad_ptc on Sun, 08/13/2006 - 5:10pm.

EMP/HERF/Shock Pulse Generators

http://www.amazing1.com/emp.htm

Please note:

These things don’t act like a bullet from a gun. They encompass an ‘area’. So you may get more than one car per discharge. That may or may not be a bad thing.

Know your target. They’ll fry a pacemaker too.

They are effective on those little darlings that drive around your neighborhood at 60 mph.


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Submitted by Git Real on Sun, 08/13/2006 - 8:47pm.

I'd have Homeland Security called out on me in a heart beat with that contraption. Gosh...I was thinking of something that would fit in my pocket or something. Can you see me rolling down my window and pointing that thing at some low riding Impala that's thumping about. Would I have to wear an aluminum foil hat to operate that?

Perhaps I could mount it on my roof and as I'm driving up the road I could hone it in on the offender and blast em with my electromatic pulse generator thus blowing up their electronics and rendering the vehicle incapacitated.

Would that be agains the law?


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Submitted by PTC Guy on Sun, 08/13/2006 - 4:57pm.

I believe Bose makes a white noise earpiece that would do the trick.

Turn on and off as neede.

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Submitted by ExExPatriot on Sun, 08/13/2006 - 5:06pm.

Bose and several others make noise canceling headphones but they only work at certain frequencies and they only reduce, not limit the noise.

A white noise generator would have to be set fairly loudly to maks a thumping car stereo, and that would also block traffic sounds as well as being irritating.

Your own stereo turned up loud could probably block a lot without being as irritating, but the goal is to create peace and quiet.

Maybe Yoga is the only real way out (Yoga = learn to live with/ like / ignore it), although having a button which would quiet the offender without them understanding why sure would be loads of fun.


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Submitted by PTC Guy on Sun, 08/13/2006 - 5:27pm.

I agree you would not want it on all the time.

But some help is better than no help.

Hmmm. Do they make any smaller frequency cancellers? Or signal disrupters?

I know they exist, but not if they are sold on a retail basis.

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Git Real's picture
Submitted by Git Real on Sun, 08/13/2006 - 8:50pm.

White noice generator keep your internal organs from rattling around inside your body?


ExExPatriot's picture
Submitted by ExExPatriot on Sun, 08/13/2006 - 3:56pm.

tell us how you really feel Smiling

A small thermonuclear device detonated under the offenders vehicle would probably produce an EMP sufficient to disable the electronics - for the few femto-seconds it would take for the blast wave to vaporize the vehicle. Course that would also wreck your day too, as well as everyone elses and could leave a large area uninhabitable for a couple thousand years.

If the offender is listening to FM radio loudly amplified, a couple of watts FM tranmitter on the same frequency would interfere with the signal but most people don't listen to FM very loudly.

Most everything else would require massive amounts of power for at least a brief time. Knowledge of the system to be attacked could help but most decent, new car audio systems are hardened against lots of such intereference sources, and anything that would take out the stereo would probably take out your electronic ignition too.

PTC has no noise ordinance as I understand but filing a nuisance complaint with the police may help.

A small set of hand-held signs kept in the car that could be held up to show to an offender when needed may help. Depending on the offender and the tactic you wanted to take, you could have the signs say things like;

- Could you please turn down the audio? I'm trying to talk on the phone here.
- Your system is distorting horribly - hope you didn't pay too much for it.
- CHECK EXHAUST SYSTEM it is making horrible noises
- NOISE ENFORCEMENT - please reduce volume or risk fine
- You're nearly deaf but can you still read?
- My 8 year olds First Sony sounds better than that
- I can almost hear it now, can you make it a bit louder? (in the hopes something will blow when the volume is raised)
- EMERGENCY - CAN YOU HELP??? (they'll have to open a window and lower volume to hear what the emergency is - play it by ear [pun intended] from hear [again].

Any other suggestions?

This kind of irritation is something that, while minor, can seriously reduce quality of life.
Maybe it would be better to find some breathing excercises or yoga or something that would let it not bother you so badly.


Submitted by skyspy on Sun, 08/13/2006 - 5:35pm.

I thought PTC did have a noise ordinance, or maybe it just rolls under the nuisance complaints. I guess it is all the same. I wonder how much the fine is? Here I was trying to be sooooo thoughtful of my bankrupt neighbors and their illegal fireworks and "drunk squirrel shooter man" too. Go figure, come to find out I don't have to be thoughtful at all?!

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Submitted by Git Real on Sun, 08/13/2006 - 4:10pm.

I thought of an under the hood air horn that might over power his noise. Figured I'd be the one getting the ticket. I'm not sure the sign idea would would work. One has to be able to read to understand the intended message.

I was hoping for something a bit more technical than flash cards and firearms. And not quite as extreme as a thermo nuclear device.


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Submitted by ExExPatriot on Sun, 08/13/2006 - 4:36pm.

But it would be a technically very difficult task to achieve.

With the airhorn, besides you also getting a ticket, the offender may not even be able to hear it inside that self-propelled boom-box.

If the end goal is to get one individual at a light to quiet it down, then some sort of communication will be the easiest. I think everyone reacts differently and you may have no chance or the guy may not have realized he was being irritating and apologize.

How often does this happen?
Is it often the same individual?
Is it always near the same time of day?


Git Real's picture
Submitted by Git Real on Sun, 08/13/2006 - 8:37pm.

Obviously you don't commute through Fayetteville and Riverdale. The last thing I'm going to do is tap on some thug's window and say... "Excuse me sir. May I ask that you please turn down the volume of your music? You're bothering the other drivers within 100 yards of your POS car and the volume of your base is about to kill the old lady driving in front of you whose hearing aid just exploded and blew her ear off". I'm sure they would sit up in their seats and apologize for being inconsiderate and promise not to do it again.

Nope...I need a high tech equalizer. It's safer for me in the long run and I won't get popped with the guys stolen 9mm. That a way I can anonymously flip the switch and chuckle as they cuss their system. You know...kind of like getting your digs in like everyone does on this site.


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