Mr. Dan Tennant, aka Greg T. Madision, aka watchdog, aka pants down, if you would just give Annie Rutherford a call you would see that your vision is blurred a bit. Put the beer down and give her a call. Virgil Basinger was never on your side and yet you sought after his advice on how to win your last election. Bad move.

You know who I am Dan . . . I am your father [cue heavy breathing]. . . Dar-Vader (Yes, your opponent) dressed as Paula Johnson. Why do you think that I bought three whole pages of the newspaper? It was for you Dan . . . I mean son. Why do you think that I mailed six different postcards to everyone’s home? It was for you son. I was giving you an edge.

From a galaxy far away I watched you jettison one wife after another in to outer space. Son, put on a dress like me and find your inner feminine core . . . the one you kept trying to find in women from little towns across the country . . . you could use some lipstick and eye liner as well son. You can bring your little computer friend, SOB3pO, along with you. May the cocktail be with you . . . or in you . . . whatever.

...what in the WORLD any of this means???? Could we stick to use of sentences that possibly have some basis in anything close to human comprehension?

I'm guessing that the CIA doesn't use as many non-sensical code phrases as whoever the heck Paula Johnson is. Maybe it's time to watch TV instead of spend Friday nights on the computer writing confusing allegories relating sci-fi movie characters to local citizens and their private lives.

In fact, I think I'm gonna go back and watch TV now. You people scare me.

I agree with you. I am sooo confused after reading Paula's message.
She has definitely lost it.

And it is safe to say that someone has had TOO MANY cocktails.

Wow, Paula almost made sense then this. I think she/he/it are in space.

May the force be with you and not Dan.

Dana Kinser

PTC IDENTITY SQUAD: LET’S ROLL, BOYS
Ok….The PTC Web Decoder Identity Squad is now on the job. First time web post. We are here to “out” the phony online names. We are kind of like the PTC Police Auxiliary. We can’t arrest anyone but we get to wear an orange safety vest and we get to yell “Hey, You !!!”… It’s nice income in retirement.
Let’s continue to out people and get their true names…. Tate Christian, Rex Kaigler, Fred Cowan are Steve Brown (the “I love you” ‘s are a dead giveaway). He has more personalities than the protagonist in the movie “Carrie”. Robert W. Morgan is Bob Lenox. Look at the posts in reply to Cal (“You are right and wrong Cal” and “I know more than anybody” “Steve has no friends and no life”). Look at his Lovefest exchange with Watchdog. Those guys sound like Daddy Warbucks and Annie in the musical number “Together Forever”. Calls Cal trouble and then cozies up to Harold and Dar. That “Anybody but Steve” bunk is getting crowded, Bob. All in good fun. Some talk about who the Darryl "Dar" is but PTC Web Decoder is not prepared to make a projection yet. …Poor Harold. I think he’s just tuckered out snoozing under a shade tree. Bless his heart. Brown and Tennant plumb wore him out.
Most of the animals have been outed. Carol “Hamster” Fritz and Dan “Watchdog” Tennant. A Mr. Dana Kinser figured out that one. Rapson, anyone ? No peg on the other animals though. Who are Scruffy and Mudcat ?
Is there really a Dana Kinser? Is Cal Beverly really Cal Beverly ? Is the Citizen really the Citizen ? How many of these posts are from teenagers during recess ? WOW… The PTC Web Decoder ID Squad will get to work ! We’ve got some leads.
P.S. No potty mouth, etc…Kids are reading this stuff….Keep it fun and keep it appropriate.

No dude, I just did a gender check (it took a little while to find what I was loking for under all this fur) but its H. for Harry Hamster.

For the record, yes there is a Mr. Dana Kinser and I am listed in the phone book.

I just don't believe in hiding behind a fake ID and an icon.

Dana Kinser

Mr. Kinser- have you joined your friends and neighbors in signing the petition to support annexation?

West Village Supporters Petition

Join Steve Rapson, Steve Boone and just about all candidates in this election and support this annexation.

I believe that I was the first signature on the petition, but I thank you for your concern.

Dana Kinser

Oh man how do I get on the P.T.C.I.S. is there a test or some recrutment process ...hahaha...

Hey Decoder, this is just too good! Great work, but you have a little work to do. I will tell you this---Dar is anthony t or whatever it was. Watchdog has everybody fooled, Rapsons are easy if you look i.e. secretdirectpac, and you have forgotten about key players like Rex and BUM and Kaigler. Plow on, old boy, you are bound to solve this massive puzzle for us all!

Watchdog, we ask that you comply voluntarily. We have penathol and polygraphs. Who is BUM, the Neanderthal in the campaign tee shirt with his knuckles dragging the ground ? Oh, yes, our work is not done. We march on.