Rats! Part II

RATS! PART II – NOW PLAYING AT A THEATER NEAR YOU!
RELEASE DATE: May 23, 2006
RUN TIME: 24 hrs.
RATING: R – for Rat feces and urine
CAST: Cinemark Tinseltown 17 owners, management, and employees
GENRE: Horror, Suspense/Thriller
SYNOPSIS: Rats have taken over this dismal small-town movie theater with one objective in mind; to gross out, sicken, and infect unsuspecting movie-goers with their disease infested feces and urine. They notoriously gather in the dark, their beady little eyes glowing amber with wrath, and their dirty, musty fur crawls with fleas waiting for the opportune time to carry out their dastardly plan. With the lights down low they scurry in and out of food containers implementing plan A. But the action becomes more intense when they discover they can carry out plan B by lurching around the feet and bags of patrons who sit innocently in the cool darkness of the theater. See how the rats tactics overtake, dominate, and control the employees of Tinseltown to help carry out their repulsive plot.
REVIEW: This summer thriller release is sure to curl the toes of even the most die-hard horror movie fans.

Fecaltown Theaters

Submitted by muddle on Wed, 05/31/2006 - 1:28pm.

Perhaps they should just rename and market it according to the reality. "Fecaltown" has a ring to it, don't ya think?

One further suggestion: One of the theaters should be reserved for a perennial showing of "Ben"--the early 70s story about a pet rat. People might get sick of it, but the rats would love it.

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re:Rats! Part II

Submitted by dkinser on Wed, 05/31/2006 - 12:10pm.

Too funny. Shame the corporate pundits aren't monitoring this. They never responded to my first contact regarding the score of 50.

Same could be said about the current manager (and I use that word losely). Do what needs to be done and correct the problem.

Dana Kinser

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re: Rats! II

Submitted by people4u on Wed, 05/31/2006 - 1:08pm.

I live in Fayetteville and started attending the new theaters in Griffin, no more Tinseltown. The place smells and needs to be re-modeled!!!

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