Fayette's New Drug Problem, And there's nothing cops can do about it!

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The feeling of being inebreated has been around for about the same time as humans have walked this earth. With the "peace pipe" and laughing gas, our ancestors sure knew how to throw a good party. But the parties didnt stop there, these drugs led to heavier and more dangerous drugs, LSD, heroin, speed, cocaine. (Marijuana is not a dangerous drug, no more dangerous than the 500 million cigarettes that are smoked each day.) Governments decided to draw the line and set boundaries for these drugs. Tobacco is ok because they make money off of it, cocaine is not because it grows in columbia and must be imported; simple as that. however im not here to talk about anything illegal going on in Fayette County, i myself can safely say that i have never once used any type of illegal drug. i am here to talk about this new craze that isnt as new as you think. its called [[[[edited]]]]], and its as legal as a soft drink and a hundred times more effective than those "yellow jackets" sold at gas stations. back in the "old days" say, 15 years ago, [[[[[edited]]]]]] came with the name [[[[edited]]]]]] and it was sold as a floor cleaner. who would ever think Mr. Clean could make us see Tsunamis and think we are floating above the room? Congress quickly caught on to [[[[[edited]]]]] and it was stripped from the shelves due to a concentration of GHB, the active ingredient in homemade ecstacy. [[[[[Edited]]]]]] laid under the radar for a while until a few years ago when a new product was released, [[[[[[edited]]]]]]. This 16 ounce wonder of greatness contains no illegal chemicals, heck, the main ingredient is caffeine. This wonder fluid is sold at select [[[[[[edited]]]]] around metro Atlanta. It is recommended that only people over the age of 18 purchase and consume this product, however many high schoolers have taken it upon themselves to try out this new craze sweeping their beloved town. i was a senior in high school last year, graduated from FCHS, and i can safely say, that there was not one friday from January until May that [[[[[[[edited]]]]]] was not in my system. "Fruit Punch" Fridays was the name of the game, and wow was it ever great. Just think about it, completely unaware of your surroundings, and theres nothing the administration, nor the law enforcement can do about it.

A few drawbacks, however, come from this product. and i would like to let all of you reading this know that i do not take [[[[[[edited]]]]] as much as i used to and here is why...

First, the cost for a 16 ounce bottle is 59.99. or 64.19 with tax. Next, some people have a sensitivity to caffeine, some people do not like vomiting. i vomit almost everytime i take [[[[[edited]]]]]]. i dont necessarily enjoy the feeling of vomiting, however i dont hate it. Also, i said the main ingredient is caffeine, so the person will not sleep too much, if it is a "good trip" the person will be in a somewhat "focused" state the next day and will return to normal sleeping habits in a night or two. [[[[[Instruction edited.]]]]]]

Please do not be worried, i can assure you that this product is safe and 100% legal. if you happen to have a son or daughter and you find an empty bottle of [[[[[edited]]]]], talk to them about it, let them tell you how it is, and then let them do it because my senior year was the best time of my life. good day everyone.

Neil Ryan Middleton

[[[[[[EDITOR'S WARNING: "Legal" or not, we will not tolerate step by step instructions on how minors can dope themselves up to be "completely unaware of their surroundings" on this Web site. Post such stuff again and you will be banned from the site.]]]]]

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Submitted by muddle on Sat, 03/25/2006 - 6:51am.

Your confession explains the erratic nature of your posts.

You are indeed "unaware of your surroundings" as you say.

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[Nietzsche had] the strange notion that the greater and stronger a man was the more he would despise other things. The greater and stronger a man is the more he would be inclined to prostrate himself before a periwinkle. --G.K. Chesterton


Submitted by dopplerobserver on Thu, 03/23/2006 - 8:46pm.

Dope scares more people badly than does someone committing a crime, whom we fear and someone doing it whom we do not fear. The former we will hang or give twenty years, and the latter we will put on probation. I needn't explain this one I hope?
When alcohol and cigarettes and fast food places, individually, do more harm than all the dope in Fayette County, it is odd we don't care. No serious editing of dope jokes cannot be successful until maybe you attend a prom secretly and comment on the alcohol useage. I know one pays a lot of taxes and buys a lot of ads, but they are still very dangerous. Not to mention illegal sex.

Submitted by spideymann on Thu, 03/23/2006 - 9:48pm.

Don't compare cigarettes and fast food to mind altering drugs that make people do things they don't remember. I've personally seen several people ruin their lives by doing drugs. People who smoke cigarettes and have high cholesterol or are overweight can lead normal lives-druggies don't.

Submitted by gabelle67 on Thu, 03/23/2006 - 10:02pm.

No, Surely you jest! I guess you've never been overweight. Try being 200, 300 or even 400 lbs in todays society, in any society for that fact. I guarentee you life is not normal, its very hard, very dangerous and just as unhealthy as drugs, just in a few different ways. They thing they have in common is they BOTH LEAD TO SLOW PAINFUL DEATHS. Ha..druggies are more accepted than overweight people. Just sit down and observe and see how they live and are treated, then maybe you'll get the picture.

Submitted by spideymann on Thu, 03/23/2006 - 10:18pm.

Pleazzzze...I would rather be fat than on drugs!

Submitted by gabelle67 on Thu, 03/23/2006 - 10:19pm.

I wish you were 400 lbs, walk a mile in someone elses shoes.

Submitted by spideymann on Thu, 03/23/2006 - 10:30pm.

I am good friends with people who happen to be overweight. They hold a successful, steady job, own a home, take good care of their kids and I like them. Drug addicts are usually out of a job, have a broken home and can't take care of their kids or they are in jail. I don't discrimate, but drug addicts aren't in my social circle. I like people who know where they are and what they're doing. I don't choose friends by how much they weigh and never will.

Submitted by blackcat137 on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:12pm.

alot of people do drugs that you'd never suspect.
and just because people have a steady job and all that
other good stuff, doesn't mean they're happy.

i choose people for quality of their actual person.
you might meet some real nice people if you'd give them
a chance. thats the problem with judgements/ prejudices.

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Submitted by H. Hamster on Thu, 03/23/2006 - 7:57pm.

Wow, scruffy got banned immediately by calling someone a D***H***. Looks like the standards have been lowered. CL66 only gets a warning after his piece.


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Submitted by WakeUp on Thu, 03/23/2006 - 1:50pm.

I typed the following and then came back and saw the [[edited]] parts. Writing the newspaper was next on my list. Thank you The Citizen! Now for my comments:

You have bought into the same rhetoric that drug use should be personal and it is a victimless “crime”. Not to mention, you subscribe to the conspiracy theory the only reason drugs are illegal is for financial gains of tobacco and alcohol companies. You also stated there is nothing the cops can do about it. Try to operate a car while under the influence of this product and see what happens if you are stopped by a police officer. By the way, you can also get arrested for using legal over the counter drugs if you are impaired while driving. Also, you said it is 100% safe. Please check the ingredient deck on this product and you will see the FDA has many findings where the components are not tested for safety or dosage and not approved for use as a drug. In fact, there are many FDA warnings on the abuse and dangers associated with these products.

Apart from your ignorance on the safety of this product, it is amazing someone could graduate from FCHS using the grammar you used in your posting. When you write as if you are stupid, maybe you really are. With your composition skills and drug use, you already have two strikes against you.


Submitted by ajoj72000 on Thu, 03/23/2006 - 12:56pm.

ARE YOU AWARE THAT EVERYTHING IN THIS "[[[[[edited]]]]]" THAT YOU TAKE IS ADDICTIVE? AND REALLY, DO YOU THINK THAT NOT HAVING ANY COMPREHENSION OF YOUR SURRONDINGS IS SAFE? SO YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU CANNOT REMEMBER SOMETHING OR YOU "TRIP" THAT IT MEANS THAT YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING BAD TO YOUR BRAIN? OBVIOUSLY NOT! PARENTS AND THE CITIZEN SHOULD REALLY WATCH OUT FOR ARTICLES LIKE THIS THAT GIVE PEOPLE RECOMENDATIONS ON HOW TO TAKE SOMETHING THAT IS USED TO HELP YOU "TRIP." THIS IS REALLY UPSETTING THAT YOU ARE SO UNAWARE OF HOW BAD THIS STUFF REALLY IS! IT IS SO IGNORANT OF YOU TO PUT SOMETHING IN WRITING STATING SOMETHING LIKE THIS! PLEASE THINK ABOUT HOW MANY PEOPLE (YOUNG PEOPLE) ACCESS THIS SITE BEFORE YOU WRITE ABOUT A PRODUCT LIKE THIS AND SAY THAT IS IS "COMPLETELY SAFE."

Submitted by spideymann on Thu, 03/23/2006 - 12:21pm.

I believe that if you are under the influence of any product that would make you inebriated or unaware of your surroundings in public then the police can arrest you. Why would you want to go to school once a week and not know what was going on? Why bother going? I don't judge you but it makes me sad you would want to waste the limited time in this life on crap like this. I'm going to make my children read your blog when they get home from school to show them what not to do with your life.

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