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Great Indian Chief And Princess PelosiIndian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a Nancy Pelosi, "You have observed the white man for many decades. You've seen his wars and technological advances, you've seen his progress and the damage they have done. The great chief nodded in agreement. Nancy continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?" The chief stared at the Pelosi and then calmly replied: "When white man find land, Indians were running it. No taxes, no debt, plenty of buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work. Woman obey. Visit to Medicin man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing, all night having sex. Then the wise old Indian chief leaned back, puffed his smoking pipe and smiled while speaking these words: "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that". Git Real's blog | login to post comments |