Let me see if I understand this correctly:

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If you cross the North Korean border illegally, you get 12 years hard labor.

If you cross the Iranian border illegally, you are detained indefinitely.

If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.

If you cross the Turkey border illegally, you spend the rest of your life in a Turkish prison.

If you cross the U.S. border illegally you get:
- A drivers license
- A Social Security card
- Welfare
- Food Stamps
- Free Medical

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Cy and Army Brat
Submitted by Davids mom on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 11:38pm.

I get it! That's why we're building more prisons . .not schools; loading up on guns; building walls; etc. Certainly better to do this than to join with the rest of the free world and get their cooperation in protecting us from the 'real' enemy - the ones who killed 3000 innocents.

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Cy!!
Submitted by USArmybrat on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 10:59pm.

This makes us (the US!) look good to the UN-loving, Marxist-loving, freedom-HATING WORLD!! What's not to understand!?!

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and while here.. pop out a kid and
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Submitted by S. Lindsey on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 9:11pm.

VIOLA.. Instant CITIZEN.. Ain't America Great.

"A little matter will move a party

but it must be something great that moves a nation.

~Thomas Paine"


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Viola?
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Submitted by Main Stream on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 9:51pm.

VIOLA: a musical instrument of the violin family that is intermediate in size and compass between the violin and cello.

Sorry, but I don't get the connection?


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MS, you silly goofball
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Submitted by The Wedge on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 10:33pm.

I am sure he meant "voilà" or more like a ta da...

Now how bout those 501 c 3's can we freeze them out?


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correct..darn it
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Submitted by S. Lindsey on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 10:37pm.

Multi-tasking again..

"A little matter will move a party

but it must be something great that moves a nation.

~Thomas Paine"


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