Interesting development. Thanks for sharing. Where in the article does it say that ACORN had anything to do with this?

Any fool knows that ACORN is involved in every single voter fraud issue. Unless you are a mindless Democrat Kool-Aid drinking liberal imbecile, you would know that.

Another classy intelligent contribution. Great!! Keep it up!

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,

"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

"She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be an Obama Democrat."

"I am,"replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."

I have heard this before but a long time ago.
Nixon or Reagan's administration I think.
Could have been Hoover's, or Harding.

The economy is so bad...

That I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

And finally...

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

Thought you might appreciate this one..

"A Government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have." Thomas Jefferson

Good stuff.

The jokes have the air of Jay Leno about them.

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher whose hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''...

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, “What a 'post turtle' was.”

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'...'
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb a** put him up there to begin with.'

LIBERALISM: The triumph of mindless, wishful thinking over logic, reason, and experience.

After finding out that the "Sheik" of 9-11 is going to NEW YORK for a civilian trial, it was nice to have alittle something to laugh about for a minute! Your jokes were just the thing!

Sometimes you have to laugh instead of cry. These are pretty clever.

Hillarious! I especially liked the one about sneaking into Mexico.

Great!! Got to keep smiling!!