Pilotless airline flights!

Using taxiways as landing strips, the auto pilots did everything correctly except they can't see white if there is blue around!

The pilot parties on the road keep them up quite a bit but I wouldn't trust that auto fellow.

It is boring to just take-off and land.

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Submitted by normal on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 3:36pm.

After reading this I assume the drugs your on are pretty strong today.

Submitted by PreciousStahr on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 5:20pm.

Bonkers, Here’s some of the rules:

Although you may see things that are not there, you’ll still be able to see real things. In other words, cars that are present in the street will not become invisible. Just remain calm, don’t try to fight the effects. Drugs are stronger than you, and they will kick you right in the teeth if you upset them. It will all be over soon. Now remember Bonk, you cannot fly.

Submitted by Bonkers on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 6:12pm.

You have no opinion on such flying shenannigans as are occurring, I suppose.

Just whom do you think is on the mind altering stuff? Me? I don't pilot planes!

As to the cars in the street not being there such as you say is true but taxiways beside runways are usually occupied with vehicles and are 150 miles back frim where some fly accidently with some of the switches cut off and no idea of the time and no flight attendants have any idea where they are or why--reminds me of Airplane movie some don't you think?

Sometimes you don't see real things but you think they are not real anyway and one continues to swallow them. Them what don't want to comment on mistakes for personal reasons or don't mind errors like the Chinese are road blocks to progress and teach kids badly.

No cars in the street don't become invisible unless one isn't looking at them then they are invisible by the one not looking at them but visible by those what are looking at them sometimes.

I don't fly often but I did overshoot the Minneapolis taxiway about 200 kilos and planned to land on the cross taxiway this time if I can.
It was the attendants fault--they all were drunk and asleep and never got us up.
Them F-15s never got off the ground but if they had we couild outfly them anyway except them missels they got fly about 2500 MPH--so maybe we might not have made it. Why do they want to interfere anyhow?

We will probably have to file a grievance.

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Submitted by Cyclist on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 5:28pm.

You're simply too much!! Smiling
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Submitted by Cyclist on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 4:42pm.

Today????? He's like this all the time. Smiling Just ask MYTMITE.
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Submitted by MYTMITE on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 6:53pm.

Just when things get a little dull and mundane on this site, here comes Bonkie Baby to liven it up. To paraphrase an old saying--this warning appears on Bonkers' meds: 'Red pill at night, Bonkie's delight. Red pill in the morning, bloggers take warning.'
and 'Caution--after taking this pill logic may appear closer than it really is.' Sometimes I think our little buddy eats all of them like a bowl of fruit loops and becomes---- loopy.

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Submitted by Cyclist on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 7:49pm.

Turn up the volume.

It's Medication Time

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Submitted by MYTMITE on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 6:53pm.

Just when things get a little dull and mundane on this site, here comes Bonkie Baby to liven it up. To paraphrase an old saying--this warning appears on Bonkers' meds: 'Red pill at night, Bonkie's delight. Red pill in the morning, bloggers take warning.'
and 'Caution--after taking this pill logic may appear closer than it really is.' Sometimes I think our little buddy eats all of them like a bowl of fruit loops and becomes---- loopy.

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