We got troubles: worse than Bush

How did we elect a non-citizen Islamic who wants to euthanize old people and Palin's baby and cut social security payments in half?

Also, doctors will work for some Washington, D. C. group of watchdogs who follow them around in their office shaking their head no.

Also if you want to hire a special doctor to treat you for a specific instance and pay the bill yourself, you will first have to disengage from the National Health Plan.

A new law will soon be passed that requires that one's ORIGINAL birth certificate--notarized and not a copy, will have to be presented when asked for by nearly anyone.
If you wear that original out it will be impossible to obtain another one.
You will have to go back to Italy, England, Ireland, etc., or wherever your folks came from, except for those documented to have been on the Mayflower (original document).

Also, if you carry a cell phone around and drive a car, you will have to show your original birth certificate and an original, notarized document indicating that you work and make enough money to own a cell phone and a car.
Profiling in these instances will be up to the judgment of any sworn ossifer.

How on earth did all this happen?

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Submitted by Bonkers on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 1:11pm.

To the above?

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Submitted by meanoldconservatives on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 3:30pm.

Still trying to drum up interest in your blogs?

Submitted by justme2 on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 6:21pm.

wow, bonkers, where do you come up with all of these things?? you seriously need to lighten up and maybe switch to decaf--your rantings about the president are starting to seem delusional

Submitted by MYTMITE on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 3:48pm.

Bonkie is always trying for satire but just doesn't get it-so it comes off as the rantings of a madman. Maybe Muddle can suggest some good books to read to learn what real satire looks and reads like. I know there are many of us who could lead him in the right direction but he thinks everyone else doesn't get it. Isn't that the first sign of some disorder? 'I'm okay but the rest of the world is wrong.'
Bonkie is on the opposite side from whatever the latest blogger is for. Maybe he is trying to play Devil's Advocate and again falls short. I, myself, think he should open a brewski and sit and watch the short skirted babes and chill. Oops, forgot his lips never touch that nasty stuff--think he needs a clear head while watching those sweet young things in skimpy attire.

Submitted by AirForceDude on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 5:10pm.

Where on earth did you get ACCURATE information that we elected a non-citizen and that the healthcare plan would euthanize seniors and children with Down Syndrome? I strongly suspect you are more confused than the child who dropped his chewing gum on the chicken house floor. I suggest you research the facts before you write or repeat malicious untruths. Website www.factcheck.org would be a place to start.

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Submitted by S. Lindsey on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 9:15pm.

I'm beginning to thnk it's in the water supply.. Boos done got infected too.. Blahs back.. before you know it.. Sniffle will be shoveling it soon...
Maybe it's part of the N1H1 conspiracy???

"Any People who expect to be both IGNORANT and FREE, in a state of CIVILIZATION, expects what NEVER was and NEVER will be."

Submitted by boo boo on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 8:00pm.

Bonkers it sounds like you saw the same commercial I just saw on the wacky box. I don't know about you Bonkers but I have almost come to the conclusion some of the American People are not intelligent enough to have a Natioal Healthcare System. Yep, the wackos would just like the same old same old. Healthcare Insurance Co.'s telling people what they will cover, not their Dr. Paying Healthcare Co. CEO's Millions and Millions of dollars, as in sick for profit. The American people's Health should not be for sale to anyone. We have been sold to the highest bidder and if we don't comply with the rules out we will go but not the Health-care Co's. They will live on with their Billions and Billions of profits.

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