Goats that self regenerate!

A goat has been invented by Stupid Labs, an Alabama company, that can be milked only when you need goat milk. The pills the goat ingests in their briars and poison ivy also impregnates them with out a Billy!
These particular goats also do not pee on the heads of others, do not butt you, and also do not smell bad!

Their meat does not taste like manure (when eaten without enormous amounts of spices,) and they aren't ugly. They have no sexual urges and are lactosious year around.

Also, it is not necessary to allow the baby goat, or kid, to suckle the Nanny for the first few weeks, since the milk is good for humans immediately---or it can be shared.

There is one problem! The Buck, or billy, still has all of the worst characteristics! The best thing to do is to eat them as kids just as some do young calves for veal.
I suspect that would be called geal instead of veal.

Butter and cheese from these new goats is going to be rather expensive since the research charges have yet to be paid according to Sorghus Clem O'Butter of rural mid Alabama.

Sorgus has several thousand of these new goats and a million pounds of geal in a cooler as the kid meat does not freeze well!

No one has yet tried mint jelly with stinking kind of goats, like we do with lamb, but I suspect that it will take something somewhat more pungent to kill the stink. More reason to go see Sorgus.

Private investors are selcome. Stock is $10 per share currently. You can have my 1000 shares for $9, but wait----$4!