The Federal Reserves broken English!

Here is the announcement from the Fed today:

We will have, "an unusually gradual and prolonged recovery," to our current situation in the economy.

Didn't the last dude who ran that place say something like "too much exuberance?"

Now, I will give you the plain English to these statements:

unusually gradual means slower than smoke off of what I am saying!

Prolonged recovery means it will take until hell freezes over for the banks to get their money back from the government!

Now the excess exuberance thing meant: these nuts are crazy as lake loons and are going to kill us all!

A whole lot like: "Mission Accomplished"

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Submitted by DarthDubious on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 6:51pm.

they don't want to cause a panic with the truth that the Greater Depression is well on its way.

Obama is doing exactly the WRONG things. The only thing he is stimulating is the price of GOLD. As the dollar tanks the price of gold goes up, for when the currency is worth less, and becoming worthless, it takes more to buy it.

Ron Paul has RE-introduced his Federal Reserve Abolition Act H.R. 833 everyone call your Reps and Senators to get behind this bill. The FED is the culprit in all of this mess. Let's lop the head from the beast before it is too late!!!

In Liberty,

DarthDubious


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Not Just Gold Darth
Submitted by skyspy on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 7:43pm.

o-great-depressionist has also helped all of the gun shops with their sales.

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Sky: The Obamination
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Submitted by DarthDubious on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 4:49pm.

is lyin', and we're a-buyin'. I dun stocked up on my favorite guns-n-ammo. I'm waitin' for the stormtroopers knock at 4am. They won't haul me to the FEMA camp witout a fight!

In Liberty,

DarthDubious


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Give everyone a CADDILAC
Submitted by mysteryman on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 5:17pm.

With the tax credit of being able to write off the sales tax on a new vehicle purchase, just being included in O-800s stimulation plan, what idiot is going to but a thirty thousand dollar vehicle in order to get a 900 to 1500 dollar tax credit at the end of the year, NYCE, they should have given everyone a new car and at least we could sell it and pocket the money how cheap, that we can spend billions in Iraq, and Afganistan, but yet we as Americans are only an afterthought behind Wall st and everyone else. Until they realize that the working man is the only one who can put an end to this crisis, we are all doomed....PEACE

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Submitted by hutch866 on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 5:33pm.

Here's a clue, one D and two L's. So the next time someone says you don't have a clue, whip this out on them.

I yam what I yam....Popeye


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