I Dedicate This Next Song To Sky Spy - You Might Be Taliban If....

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You Must See This Video

You Might Be Taliban If....

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and
$5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't
afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare left
hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles:
bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't
declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but
routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least two.

10. You've always had a crush on your
neighbor's goat.

11. Your name is Hutch Hussein Ahmed and you raise goats in your backyard. Evil

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Interesting video Git,
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Submitted by carbonunit52 on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 11:27am.

The last line said it all: if you plan to travel there, looking the part is very important, and having a knowledgeable guide. I think on this one I will keep my 'satible curiosity in check. Frankly Git, I don't think they give a damm.

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I Like It Right Here
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Submitted by Git Real on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 1:25pm.

Some how I just think this ole Czech would stand out like a sore thumb on that sightseeing trip. Although test firing those type of weapons looks like great fun. Second thought..... quality control issues might be a concern. But then again... They don't have OSHA to deal with. If a round or two happens to explode taking out a chunk of one of those terrorist's heads, you simply just drag his carcass to the edge of town and replace him with the next available goat lover.


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VBS.TV?
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Submitted by muddle on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 10:51am.

Interesting video.

But do you think the content is appropriate for Vacation Bible School?

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The Kids Love It
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Submitted by Git Real on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 1:19pm.

This video went over well with this years FCBOE's Multi-Cultural Studies Week. Smiling


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Progress over the last 7 years
Submitted by Nitpickers on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 8:45am.

This video above of Gits indicates just how much we have accomplished in Afghanistan since 9/11. Nothing.

It will take a few years for Iraq to be Arabic again after we leave--maybe before if we don't get on out while they are giving us a chance to leave, like right now.

Do you really think they have let up for nothing?

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Holy Smoke Git: The Video Says it All
Submitted by skyspy on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 8:27am.

Does anyone still think we can sit down and have a tea party with these rabid animals and reason with them??

Seriously?

Someone needs to send this to our illustrious president so he knows what he is getting himself into.

I like that Italian rifle I wonder if Autrey's carries it.

PS: I like the list too. They think bacon is unclean? This from people who are afraid of soap, and smell more ripe than a cow barn that hasn't been cleaned in a year.

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