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Scientists on here!We have some yip-yaps on here filling glasses with water and ice to see if the glass will overflow! Now, I would just say this for those who have problems with thought patterns: Get yourself into a tub, fill it then with water with you already in it--to the brim. The ice in the North is out of the water, isn't it? Except when it melts! By the way, don't eat pork, or cloven hoofs, or let women vote, and no meat on Friday (whenever Friday is), and do not kill--except when I say you can, force women to have 20-30 babies just in case one might be aborted, don't wear no lipstick or make-up since men may jump you, don't "bob" your hair, women--makes you look like a man, take a rod (copper) and staff (Gopher wood) to kids when you get angry, (Old Testament, but we use it when it is inconvenient), don't want your neighbor's wife--down the street, OK, wives, don't want a man anytime, and this could go on but you get the idea, don't you? Bonkers's blog | login to post comments |