Bush, the Magic Whitey!

Sung to the tune of, Puff, the Magic Dragon.

Bush, the Magic Whitey socialized us well,
We now own pounds, no tons of cheap stock
In Banks and such, which we can not sell
And that salvaging-- possible by Barack?

Another Trillion is needed everyone agree,
But George escapes to David and Crawford,
As Obama parks at a hotel after a spree
As Blair House is taken, Oh my Lord!

Bush, the Magic Whitey, shut Barack out
Not to ever stay in the best guest house.
The White House he can not him route
Although he did offer it late, the louse.

Off to Dallas where the oil fields lie,
Keeping Crawford as a week-end hole-hidey!

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I love u man
Submitted by mysteryman on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 8:17pm.

Bonkers you the man, no doubt you was in the jungle when puff flew over and that orange spray rained down on you and your men..BLESS

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Some of the cause maybe?
Submitted by Nitpickers on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 8:08pm.

Bonkers has got it!

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White House Gourmet
Submitted by Chow on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:01pm.

Rev. Wright: Hey Pres. Elect Obama, Is Pres. Bush home?

Pres. Obama: No, I haven’t seen him since the election.

Rev. Wright: You already moved in the White House?

Pres. Obama: Yeah Reverend, moved in this weekend. Sit down and have a bite.

Rev. Wright: What you eaten, turnip greens?

Pres. Obama: No, these are boiled greenbacks.

Rev Wright: Are they good as turnip greens?

Pres. Obama: No, but they’re much more plentiful.

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Bonkers: Poetry?
Submitted by Nitpickers on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 6:23am.

Deserving of poetry, he is not! Suggest you write about President Obama only for now.
We have him, he is ours, with great ideas and thoughts---just the opposite of eight past years.

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The End
Submitted by swac on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 9:15pm.

I am not happy to have seen the worst meanest Presidency in all our lifetimes.

Remember the hooligans chanting, get out of Cheney's house, when VP Gore was still in office.

Now, we have a president that cannot find room for President Elect Obama in Washington.

Who is using the Lincoln bedroom?

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BONKERS FOR PRES
Submitted by mysteryman on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 8:47pm.

Bonkers you should sing the national anthem at the inuag, with a cold can of O-800 malt liquor held high in your hand...NYCE

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