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Guns and Great SexNow that I have your attention, I don't recall where I first saw this but I like it: I don't carry a gun to kill people. I carry a gun to keep from being killed. I don't carry a gun to scare people. I carry a gun because sometimes this world can be a scary place. I don't carry a gun because I'm paranoid. I carry a gun because there are real threats in the world to be concerned about. I don't carry a gun because I'm evil. I carry a gun because I have lived long enough to see the evil in the world. I don't carry a gun because I hate the government. I carry a gun because I understand the limitations of government. I don't carry a gun to do a policeman’s job. I carry a gun to make certain a policeman doesn't have to investigate my murder. I don't carry a gun because I'm angry. I carry a gun so that I don't have to spend the rest of my life hating myself for failing to be prepared. I don't carry a gun because my sex organs are too small. I carry a gun because I want to continue to use what I have for a very long time to come. I don't carry a gun because I want to shoot someone. I carry a gun because I want to die at a ripe old age in my bed, and not on a sidewalk somewhere tomorrow afternoon. I don't carry a gun because I'm a cowboy. I carry a gun because, when I die and go to heaven, I want to be a cowboy. I don't carry a gun to make me feel like a man. I carry a gun because men know how to take care of themselves and the ones they love. I don't carry a gun because I feel inadequate. I carry a gun because unarmed and facing an armed thug, I AM inadequate. I don't carry a gun because I love it. I carry a gun because I love life and the people who make it meaningful to me. Full Time Observer's blog | login to post comments |