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2012 Conservative President candidateThe only real qualification needed is an ability to mention prayer and God every two minutes in some fashion when speaking. Be against homosexuals, abortion (most of the time), for war, for debt, and pro-corporations. Depressions, wars, debt, job disappearances, manufacturing scarcity, and schools are of no federal concern. So, here she is: "I believe in going forward,progressing!" "I'll tell that congress, no bridge to nowhere, no thanks!" I've changed my mind, although we will build the road to it. "What will I do in the future" pray a lot and when God tells me the door is open, I'll go through it if open wide enough! "In our first 100 days," me and Mac, we will do something about Iraq and Iran! "Now, we Alaskans share in the wealth from our oil, which we own." Obama's "share in the wealth" is different. He wants some of mine from my books and movies to give to people who don't deserve it! "Im a goin struttin on tu ice in mah snow machine when I git home," youbetcha. ![]() |