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These 10 Commandments won't be considered by ObamaTue, 11/04/2008 - 9:05am
By: Richard Hobbs
1. You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift. These are attributed to Lincoln, but they are actually the result of a minister written in about 1912. For you creative Bloggers, I'll challenge you to create the 10 Commandments that Barack WILL be following. For Example: 1. The Government must protect the masses from speech which promotes individuality and personal responsibility. Therefore, we must pass the Fairness Doctrine to destroy talk radio. 2. The Government must provide free healthcare to everyone, regardless of their personal behavior. But the politburo is permitted to have the best healthcare. 3. The Government must control the masses from hurting themselves and thereby increasing healthcare costs, so we must confiscate all guns. 4. The Government must insure healthy union 5. The Government must realize that the United Nations is the Supreme Authority here on Earth and must ignore any American interests which conflict with the UN. 6. The Government must be able to bankrupt any industry that it deems necessary in support of politically correct scientific studies that "feel" good. 7. The Government must punish those selfish individuals who work 70 hour work weeks, who continue their education in order to earn more, who invest their money and time in risky business ventures. Personal self interest is a sin. 8. The Government must be the sole and absolute source for all knowledge. Private schools and home schools are spreading evil lies about the Government and should be destroyed. 9. The Government must not be answerable to the people, since the Government is only answerable to itself. 10. The Government must not be hindered by the rule of law contained in the "fundamentally flawed" constitution which happened to be written by several rich white males. Those are a few off the cuff remarks. I look forward to reading yours. login to post comments | previous forum topic | next forum topic |