Zigs Christian E-mail To Hutch, Git Real, & Git's Wife

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To Hutch and Git Real – (+++++) and (%%%%%%)

Dear friends,

I would like to share with y'all a few photos that I have of both or you having sex at the hotel in Peachtree a couple of weeks ago. You will both remember the event I am sure as you were both having such a great time and even mentioned that ######## would never know. (+++++++) - that leather you wore looked too tight for your well-proportioned posterior and I think that you should invest some more money and buy a decent one.

I have mailed the photos to a few mutual friends and I have included both of your home addresses as well.

Just to be sure that I have it right I sent them to 1************** and 3************* - are these both correct?

One of the recipients of the photos is my good friend at the xxxxxxxxxxx Church, too. He mentioned that ######## is wise to what is going on..

###### indicates where Git’s brides name was listed.

(+++++++) indicates Hutch’s real name.

(%%%%%%) indicates Git’s real name.

************** Git & Hutch’s real addresses.

I received this letter on Wednesday evening from our old pal Zigs / Goalkeeper who is the keeper of Patches, BPR, Lily, Tori, Nelly 3. Please take note that XXX rated gay porn pictures were included with this e-mail. I’m sure Zigs really enjoyed himself while surfing that gay porn and copying pictures to send to Hutch and I. I wonder if Beeper was looking over his shoulder while she was praying for Muddle? Puzzled Well thank you my dear Christian friends for thinking of us. I do hope we beat the Gitlets to the mailbox so we don’t have to explain as to why someone like Zigs / BPR would try to justify blending gay porn with their righteous Christian beliefs.

I’m also glad another poster has graciously given me your name BPR for my archives. Just in case you guys try to pull something crazy and harmful to anyone. Fine Christian specimen’s like this are one of the reasons I’m trained in the use of firearms and licensed to carry for self defense purposes. You never know when some nutcase stalking psycho crazy might try to ‘act out on you’.

Denise Conner….. These are your "Christian" friends??????????

P.S. What is really weird is that they copied this to some innocent lady thinking her e-mail address was that of my lovely bride. Way to go Zigs.... I bet she really enjoyed your gay porn. But fear not. I shall show Mrs. Git your lovely e-mail as to not disappoint her. Less your sodomy pictures.

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carbonunit52's picture
Submitted by carbonunit52 on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 5:32am.

Wacko freaks! and gay porn!! and bares!! Oh My!!


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Submitted by hutch866 on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 10:41am.

Someone finally admires my booty and it turns out to be a doofus like zigs. Well like they say "If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all".

Ziggy you need to lay off the spicy food before bed, it's giving you the wrong kind of dreams.

I yam what I yam....Popeye


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Submitted by sniffles5 on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 12:58pm.

Gosh, when Hutch said he was "In The Navy", like most people I assumed he meant the military service...not the Village People video!

Who knew? Laughing out loud


Submitted by Bonkers on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 12:04pm.

I have read much here about much, but is there any way we can avoid seeing those pictures of hutch's booty?

Maybe they are passing them around at the red door?

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Submitted by Weatherwax on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 12:53am.

This has gone too far.
Git, your support for Muddle throughout this whole thing has been greatly appreciated. And I suppose I can understand your reasoning for reposting this disturbing email in a public forum. It is probably best that the regular bloggers on here know just what sorts of minds they’re dealing with. It’s truly unsettling. But are you sure that Zigs is Goalkeeper? Are you sure that Goalkeeper is Beeper’s spouse? If that’s the case, they ought to know that their identities are not exactly secret and so what, then, are they playing at? An email such as this one reeks of Drunken Frat Boyism and I find it difficult to picture an adult as the one behind it. Much less one that claims to be a Christian.
What is worse is that this whole dramatic affair is still orbiting wildly around my innocent father. As more leaks out about what’s been going on Behind the Scenes, as it were, it’s becoming increasingly apparent that my father is in the position that he is in now due to a handful of genuinely sick minds. People have offered to empty their wallets in their support of Muddle – an offer that was both shocking and very much appreciated. But financial help isn’t what is needed. We’ve been given hints of and peeks at the “(Wo)Man Behind the Curtain” and I must admit that it is exceedingly tempting to try to yank the curtain the rest of the way down and finally see the Wizard (and the flying monkeys) but when it really comes down to it I don’t think a single one of us truly wants to know. What good what it do us to have that information? We are not seeking revenge, either. What I’m interested in are answers as to why this was done. If D.C. and Co. have any sort of humanity in them at all then it’s likely that they’re feeling some sort of remorse at this point. Even if it’s buried underneath layers of denial and arrogance. And if that’s the case, if they do feel remorse, then I honestly feel more sorry for them than I do for our own Muddle because of all the nasty things in this world, guilt is quite possibly the nastiest. Believe me, I know. It isn’t easy to refrain from feeling hateful toward these faceless bloggers who attacked my family. But I keep reminding myself that I don’t know the real story. It could be that D.C. had the very best of intentions in contacting ACC about my father’s fondness for the occasional IPA and his distaste for squirrels. (Come on, if any of you guys have bird feeders you ought to be sympathetic. I’ve been an animal-loving, tree-hugging vegetarian most of my life and I still can’t stand those critters thieving out of my bird feeders.) Perhaps she wanted them to slap him on the wrist and ask him to stop the blogs and the trustees are truly the ones at fault for overreacting. I just don’t know and because I don’t know, I cannot rightly point fingers. Even if I could, it’s just not worth it. If justice is called for, justice will probably be done in one way or another.
Can this be over? Can the dust settle and the survivors pick themselves back up and start making their way home again? Zigs, Beeper, come off it already. WWJD, right? Well, I am probably not an expert on that question, to be honest, but I can say one thing with absolute, unwavering certainty: Jesus would NOT cut and paste his transgressor’s faces on top of pictures of gay porn.


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Submitted by Git Real on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 9:14am.

Are you sure that Goalkeeper is Beeper’s spouse?

Briefly: At first I thought Zigs was from the DC household. Because of collaborating information from several sources (including Denise, Zigs 'n' BPR) the evidence is overwhelming that it is not from the DC household but from her dedicated Beeping defenders. There is information that has been revealed by Zigs 'n' Sybil that could only have come down the pike via Denise. Then there is information from several other bloggers that overwhelming point to this character as a result of harassing contact the Beeper clan has made with them. There is not doubt.

Can this be over? Can the dust settle and the survivors pick themselves back up and start making their way home again?

That was my intent with drawing a line in the sand and demanding that Ruth, Zigs & BPR/Lily?Patches/Tori/Nelly3 cease their indefensible and tormenting defense of their actions and “move on” as both sides indicated interest in. However, where we are at this moment resembles an old western saloon brawl. A fight that has escalated to the point where bullets are fixin' to fly. Picture the DC gang with their hands on the weapons getting ready to draw down on the man with the white hat who has no desire to fight any further and is already severely wounded. As he is slumped over holding his wound, one of the crazies decides he's going to fire a few more rounds around his feet and who knows what else. When suddenly, as a couple of the gang members reach down to slap iron they suddenly become aware that pointed at their leader is a double barrel scatter gun with triggers wired back and hammers held back by a man staring them down. Nervously and tensely they move their hands away from their weapons and start backing toward the swinging doors. The man simply states that enough people have been hurt and this all needs to end now. He further demanded that the gang back out onto the street and mount the horses they rode in on and head off into the sunset. As the man stands there waiting for their decision the sawed-off mouthy one decides to run his mouth potentially casting this scenario into an all out gun fight in which only God himself will be able to sort out the bodies. Sooooo… does lead fly or will we only see dust in the distance as the bad guys ride off for good in the distance?

Weatherwax – Indeed this does need to end and hopefully in a way where the offenders do indeed ride off in the sunset, never to be seen again.

Jesus would NOT cut and paste his transgressor’s faces on top of pictures of gay porn.

Let me be clear on this. To the best of my knowledge there were no faces and only a backdoor approach to that image. Note that it only took me about two seconds to close that image out. You will have to ask Zigs as to the details of said pics. He should know as I’m sure it took him some time as he cruised those gay porn sites trying to find the best image he could to satisfy his deviant lust to ruin Git while highlighting his version of what it means to be a Christian. I'm betting it probably took him at least two hours to find just the right picture to copy.


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Submitted by Shakespeare on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 3:04pm.

Hahaha...at least two hours? I'm not really sure on this matter, but i've been told it can take upwards of 3, maybe 4. That is quite funny, in an otherwise terrible situation.Me smile alot on dat un.


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Submitted by Shakespeare on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 2:48pm.

Has anyone seen the sistine chapel satire of God handing adam a joint saying..."here..."Or the lightswitch cover of the statue of david?
How offensive....


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Submitted by Weatherwax on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 9:48am.

Consider me the terrified bartender huddling behind the counter saying, "This place is getting too rough for me!"
(And, when necessary, "My little buttercup".)

I suppose I feel a little bit better about the absence of faces to go along with the... well... My overactive imagination must have filled in that little detail as I tried to work out just exactly what must have took place during the creation of that email. Still a difficult thing to swallow.

I hope, though, that my tone wasn't misunderstood. My frustration with the entire scenario is directed not at the man behind the double barrel (I picture a handle-bar mustached Sam Elliott) but at One-Hit-Over-The-Head-Too-Many Biff who can't stop running his mouth and causing a scene even though he's got Wanted posters with his face on them all over town.

I suppose this leaves Muddle as a black-and-silver clad Steve Martin holding his arm and looking up at his comrades in disbelief, saying, "I've been shot already!"

And we all know who El Guapo is.

My Little Buttercup


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Submitted by Git Real on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 10:16am.

But I know exactly where you get it from. Smiling

I had totally forgetten about that movie. Thanks for the smile.


Submitted by loveptc on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 10:25am.

to funny!

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Submitted by muddle on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 10:13am.

slide to 2:30 - 4:55

I've been shot already

The work of the Infamous El Guapo.

____________________

Hodeehodeehodeeho


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Submitted by bad_ptc on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 10:48am.

I think it's going to end more like this.

Click Here

P.S. Cal will be playing the sheriff's part.


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Submitted by Weatherwax on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 12:38pm.

Who gets to be Doc Holliday?


Shakespeare's picture
Submitted by Shakespeare on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 2:54pm.

I wanna be the drunk guy pulling his head from a barrel of water ; )


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Submitted by Git Real on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 3:22pm.

I wanna be the drunk guy pulling his head from a barrel of water

The drunk guy pulling his head from the barrel is one of the bad guys.


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Submitted by Shakespeare on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 3:34pm.

Oh, i thought people that wear black are either amish, batman or bad...ooops ; )
I'll rethink that choice...thanks git ; )


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Submitted by Git Real on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 2:19pm.

May I? Smiling


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Submitted by Weatherwax on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 4:13pm.

Though in your original scenario I pictured you more as Sam Elliott, I do agree that you'd make a better Doc Holliday than a Virgil. You possess the necessary "smart-a**ism" for the part.
Too bad about the TB, though.


Submitted by Bonkers on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 12:08pm.

If I recall correctly, evidence indicates that such a fight at the OK corral never occurred.
It may however be getting close to a similar situation on here unless either the Hatfields or the McCoys back off!

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Submitted by bad_ptc on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 5:32pm.

It happened on the south side of Fremont Street just behind the O.K. Corral in a vacant lot.

But for some reason, 'The shootout in the vacant lot behind the OK Corral' just doesn't have the same ring to it.


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Submitted by Main Stream on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 12:07am.

and it's time that someone get the authorities involved. There are laws in place to stop the harassment:

"A person commits the offense of stalking when he or she follows, places under surveillance, or contacts another person at or about a place or places without the consent of the other person for the purpose of harassing and intimidating the other person."

Georgia Cyberstalking Law


Submitted by boo boo on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 12:24am.

I always thought these people were odd and maybe follower's of the Religious Radical Right but this might be even beyond them. This is Cyberstalking no doubt about it. If they are in a church group, Good Grief, I can't imagine. Or worse, are teaching our children?
The thought just occurred to me. Could these people doing this be somehow connected to Muddle by way of maybe at one time one or all being students in his classes, taught at the College? This is so vindictive and childish I can't imagine older people involved unless they actually are a radical bunch. What they are doing goes way beyond a joke, it is a crime.

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Submitted by Git Real on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 9:23am.

Could these people doing this be somehow connected to Muddle by way of maybe at one time one or all being students in his classes

Such is not the case. Ohhh.... only if it were just a childish prank.

Let's hope that this situation diffuses quickly. For everyone's sake..... although I'm prepared to see this through. I've now got a good handle on who these people are.

A brave man stands steadfast in a fight in spite of his fears or concerns.


Submitted by Bonkers on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 4:46am.

This all came from using real names!
You simply can't say what you want to say if everyone knows who you are!

"Church
groups."

That wouldn't be a "church, then. Maybe the devil incarnate, huh?
Just someone having fun with people due to knowing who they are!

Do you realize just what kind of mail Senators, congressmen, and well known people get every day? Same stuff from idiots who also want recognition.

Submitted by skyspy on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 11:39pm.

Wow, did this happen? There is someone very sick on here if this is true. What kind of person would think of doing something like this?

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Submitted by Git Real on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 11:20pm.

I knew you guys wouldn't want to miss this one. Eye-wink


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Submitted by SouthernBelle on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 2:05pm.

In case you didn't already know, I'm on YOUR side... I've stayed out of it so Boners wouldn't start something else with me, but I need yall to know, I'm with you. This is entirely too messed up. You need to get the authorities involved, and I'd say, SOON! Better safe than sorry, and this is getting unreal. I carry with my permit, too, but this.... I think you should let the authorities handle this.

SouthernBelle, GRACE is a VIRTUE


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