Yeah, and ghosts are real!
I know because I have seen them in my dreams---with my own eyes. I can describe them for you.

Not only are the UFOs real, but the little green men are for real. They have slanted big, big eyes, a big head, and a small odd shaped body---for us, not them.

The thing is they are not very smart except in space travel. They can't figure us out at all.
Nothing we do makes any sense to them. Now the "people" that they have found on galaxies even further away than theirs is from us, they say are more like them than we are. Made out of better evolved elements.

They won't bother us however for anything we have. They need nothing we have. But they know others who do want salt water!

It is too bulky to transport or beam, so they plan to come here and set up by the ocean in Los Angeles and Norway. For pumping and processing purposes. We won't even be able to see them with our poor eyes.

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