Where are the goats

We were to provide goats to eat the kudzu fields around PTC just a few years back.
I got seven goats, one male, six female, and now have a herd of goats ready to eat kudzu.
I stake them out on a 30 foot rope and check them every day for water and safety.
They are rigged with shock exciters for scoundrels who might touch them. If they shoot the goats an automatic mini-camera takes a picture in the direction of the shot and sends it to me. Otherwise the cameras just work all of the time.
This stuff is ugly in the wintertime. The milk and butter from the goats would pay for my work.
Looks like a win-win to me.

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SO WHERE CAN WE GET SOME OF THESE 'SHOCK EXCITERS"?
Submitted by MYTMITE on Mon, 07/21/2008 - 11:17pm.

Where do you get these 'shock exciters"? Were the she goats wearing them? If so how did you end up with a larger herd? Didn't the male goats get shocked or did they only get excited? And did the cameras develop the pictures immediately of the people shooting the goats or did you have to wait for the next day service at CVS? When you got the pics developed did you turn them over to the police so they could apprehend the goat shooters? Are you offering to rent these goats or are you being public spirited and offering them for free? Or are they for your own use? Do they all have names? Are you selling the goat milk and making goat cheese to sell? If you are, is your license from here or Jonesboro? Have you considered teaching them to ice skate so they could perform at Dar's Ice Emporium?

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Submitted by Bonkers on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 4:34am.

Now we are gettin somewhar!
Gude artickel.
I use digital camersa.
Exciters go off only when needed.
Turn over to police? Are you kiddin?
They are free all my goats want is the Kudzu.
No names fer thu gotes.
I sell my goat stuff in Mexico (export).
Gwinnett County peeple buy some also.
Well, I hate you caught up wif me since ya mention dar. I have ulterior and exterior motif also.
oncest we get the kudzu chawed down, we air hedin fer the ball fieldes!
Thar wil be hunerds uf gotes here in jest a few!

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