Ise ranks

I see whar a feller here in ptc want to hav city finance up a ise rank fer him whut to ran.
Hell pay bout half uf the finance cost each yar ifn it maks thet mutch.
Didnt say whut this here feller will git per yar!
aint thet bout what kind of dele we haf with the tennis center? it pays half and amptheatre and taxes pay rest?
i gues the stores hyar git sum busines frum tenis visitors but i don't no howe mutch!
wood we be abel tah git the atlanta ise teams to com hyar and play? they can't seem to git many to watch them play in atlanta!
I haf beter idear!
Freze ovr one uf our water laks hyar in town. in dition to ise skatin we could ise fish. keep hit stocked wif cats!
Thu ise hole for fishin wood be on one end-skatin other.

a buble and lights cuud be isnstalled ulso nd charge fer night playin und fishin.
If one uf them ise ranks cud brang in a million dollars, as he said, then sich a fishinfg hole and skatin lak could brang twicest as mutch!

Les see, a million dividiseded by $10 per skatin time, equel 100,000 visits onlyy to pay fer it.
100,000 devidded by bout 5-6 hundred who actual skate often and ye git ... oh too comlicacado fer mi.

Exorcis machenes

Submitted by Bonkers on Sun, 07/20/2008 - 3:56pm.

This hyar feller who sells time on exorcise stuf bought hit frum nother feller who had gathered up a bunch after hiring pros to sell sich stuff to peeple.

Now I figur hit is tim fer them to con-it on and go into ise hockey-pucking.

I bin tuh the ise rank in Gwinett County. Hit war cold! musthaf cost fortun to keep hit at what felt lak 45 degres.
Thar wer two three kids tring hit out.

Remines me of all the old skatin rinks of the 40-50s, etc. eight-wheelers (rented) yah no?

Onlesit muney made wuz the food and popcorn. Nasty places, to.
kinda lak the cinemaplexshow.

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Hey Bonker$

Submitted by Cyclist on Sun, 07/20/2008 - 4:31pm.

By golly you old man; you almost have it. By all means, continue with those ESL classes. It wont be long before we can understand what you are saying.

Then perhaps I can get rid of this Star Trek language decoder thingamajig.

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CYCLIST, TO PARAPHRASE A GREAT POET

Submitted by MYTMITE on Sun, 07/20/2008 - 4:36pm.

Translated out of dialect:

Oh, what a gift, the giftie give he,
To see Bonkers, as Bonkers see he.

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Ise Rank cats

Submitted by Bonkers on Sat, 07/19/2008 - 6:03pm.

Them is cat fish. not rail cats!

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