Old Franch Wine Bottls

I buy sum of em at a yarde sail and fill em wif ether moonshine or Four Roses.
Sum uf mah friands brang some Mountain Dew and Zero in thar Franch bottl.

We go to the brown-bagin bar and mixe thu two!

Now whut cud be rong wif thet? we air a doin whut we plese jest as eny gud merican should be abl tuh do, aund no pooeleezeperson is a standin ovr usns!

nobody gits cheked bout drunk drivin nowhar--aftr all hits onlie Franch wine!

We cud drank hit at ones home but thars nuthin lak a bunch of drunkes and loud music noises. Lot of strange round to!
Im fer it!

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Submitted by Bonkers on Sat, 07/19/2008 - 6:05pm.

Sum Californiaa peeple haf cumplaned bout Franch wine onley.
Hit don't mak no dif!

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