Starbucks and Red Room

If ever as many as five form a sad group
By attending a Starbucks occasionally
Then to Red Room they will go in a loop
To give attention to music of Leadbelly.

Starbucks is a closing 600 at a time
But the Red Room isn't likely to last
Until the cows come with bells at a chime
And all that will be left is the past.

So where will such go to find solace
The smoke is so thick at Big Fathers
That cancer one will catch with Gonzales
But I doubt there are few it bothers.

Cigarettes and booze and hippity hop
Are our downfall and our flop.

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Sage's Theme Song--
Submitted by MYTMITE on Sat, 07/12/2008 - 3:02pm.

Sage's theme song is a new rendition of an old song:

JEALOUSY
JEALOUSY, NIGHT AND DAY YOU TORTURE ME,
THEY HAD FUN I COULD PLAINLY SEE;
SO IT'S TIME FOR ALL OF ME,
TO BE AS NASTY AS I CAN BE.

I WENT HOME AND KICKED THE CAT,
'CAUSE THEY ENJOYED 'CHEWING THE FAT',
AND I FELL FLAT ON MY 'PRAT'
CAUSE STARBUCK'S IS 'WHERE IT'S AT'.

SO HOME ALONE IN MY MISERY,
WITH NO ONE TO BLAME BUT ME;
OH, WHY, O WHY MUST IT BE,
I LIVE IN SUCH JEALOUSY?

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And when he feels melancholy...
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Submitted by Cyclist on Sat, 07/12/2008 - 3:15pm.

he listens to Gilbert O'Sullivan

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explanation to some who asked!
Submitted by sageadvice on Sat, 07/12/2008 - 11:50am.

Gonzales is the cook or the swamper!
Leadbelly was an original rock and roller of very old times.
Cows wore bells when they ran loose so they could be found to milk.
Starbucks announced the closing of 600 stores soon!

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sage sonnet...
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Submitted by Main Stream on Sat, 07/12/2008 - 5:39pm.

I have a Leadbelly cd.... love it!

Been trying to learn his blues rifs on my guitar, and it's difficult.


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